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The Hollyberry Lady · 09-30-2010, 08:14 PM

Now Bob...

Don't be cranky because the drugstore was out of your favorite kind of DEPENDS...'Ultra Super Absorbancy - specially designed for guys who just turned 50'

I'm sure there'll be more in stock next week...

This diagram will help you get used to the fact that now that you're 50 you can't go anywhere without...extra protection you can DEPEND on.

You could always switch to Pampers in the meantime...

Here's a joke to cheer you...

This old guy was talking to his neighbor telling him about the new hearing aid he just got. "It cost a fortune, but it was worth it. It works perfectly and I can hear everything"!!!
"Really," said the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Ten thirty."

Have you got any tips or tricks, for those of us who aren't quite as...aged...as you are yet? What can I expect when I reach the ripe old age of HALF A CENTURY anyway?

I mean really Bob...

If you’re going to get old, you might as well laugh along the way. Turning 50 is certainly a time for laughs and taking life less seriously. You start to let go of the past and what you thought your life should be up until this point and realize that life is full of beautiful and funny things—you just have to be on the look out...

Good thing this is all typed eh? Bet you're hard of hearing now too! I said, I BET YOU ARE HARD OF HEARING NOW TOO!!!

A joke to finish off your birthday...

Two very old guys (that just turned 50!!!) were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down. One says, "You know, I'm 50 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. You're about my age. How do you feel?"
The other guy says, "Oh, I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really," says the first guy.
"Yup," says the second one. "No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants"!!!

Your antagonistically charming friend always,

HBL

09-30-2010, 08:14 PM	#33 (permalink)
The Hollyberry Lady The Hollyberry Lady 's Photo Gallery Find me on the map! Join Date: May 2009 Posts: 15,161 BananaBucks : 1,426,272 Feedback: 1 / 100% Said "Thanks" 12,042 Times Was Thanked 11,326 Times in 5,311 Posts Said "Welcome to Bananas" 102 Times	Re: Happy Birthday, Bob! Now Bob... Don't be cranky because the drugstore was out of your favorite kind of DEPENDS...'Ultra Super Absorbancy - specially designed for guys who just turned 50' I'm sure there'll be more in stock next week... This diagram will help you get used to the fact that now that you're 50 you can't go anywhere without...extra protection you can DEPEND on. You could always switch to Pampers in the meantime... Here's a joke to cheer you... This old guy was talking to his neighbor telling him about the new hearing aid he just got. "It cost a fortune, but it was worth it. It works perfectly and I can hear everything"!!! "Really," said the neighbor. "What kind is it?" "Ten thirty." Have you got any tips or tricks, for those of us who aren't quite as...aged...as you are yet? What can I expect when I reach the ripe old age of HALF A CENTURY anyway? I mean really Bob... If you’re going to get old, you might as well laugh along the way. Turning 50 is certainly a time for laughs and taking life less seriously. You start to let go of the past and what you thought your life should be up until this point and realize that life is full of beautiful and funny things—you just have to be on the look out... Good thing this is all typed eh? Bet you're hard of hearing now too! I said, I BET YOU ARE HARD OF HEARING NOW TOO!!! A joke to finish off your birthday... Two very old guys (that just turned 50!!!) were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down. One says, "You know, I'm 50 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. You're about my age. How do you feel?" The other guy says, "Oh, I feel like a newborn baby." "Really," says the first guy. "Yup," says the second one. "No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants"!!! Your antagonistically charming friend always, HBL