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Jananas Bananas · 04-23-2010, 10:51 AM

Got this in an email this morning and thought it was pretty good!

Things you should know about Texas

Armadillos sleep on the side of the road with their feet in the air.

Twiced' is a word.

'Fixinto' is one word.

You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.

There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and
4,998 live in Texas

There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas , plus a
couple no one's seen before.

If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites.

People actually grow and eat okra

There is no such thing as 'lunch...' There is only dinner and then supper.

Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when
you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar!

'Backwards and forwards' means I know everything about you!

Djeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?'

You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it
is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.

You measure distance in hours. Like its 6 hours from Houston to Dallas .

You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day.

'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go to the store.'

You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
unlocked.

Yes, Friday night high school football is serious football!

You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car...

There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup.

100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.'

We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.

Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' to Wally-World.'

A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather.

A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop. . . . it's a Coke,
regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kind a coke you want?'

Fried catfish is the other white meat.

We don't need no stinking driver's ed . . . if our mama says we can
drive, we can drive.

If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from
Texas (and those who just wish they were).

EVERYONE can't be from Texas. You might say it's a gift from God!

And the most important thing we learn growing up in TEXAS is... IN GOD WE
TRUST

~JaNan

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Jananas Bananas Jananas Bananas's Photo Gallery Location: Austin, Texas Find me on the map! Zone: 8b/9a Name: JaNan Join Date: Jun 2009 Posts: 4,438 BananaBucks : 419,951 Feedback: 1 / 100% Said "Thanks" 3,341 Times Was Thanked 7,059 Times in 2,683 Posts Said "Welcome to Bananas" 133 Times	Re: Dumb Jokes Got this in an email this morning and thought it was pretty good! Things you should know about Texas Armadillos sleep on the side of the road with their feet in the air. Twiced' is a word. 'Fixinto' is one word. You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them. There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Texas There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Texas , plus a couple no one's seen before. If it grows, it sticks; if it crawls, it bites. People actually grow and eat okra There is no such thing as 'lunch...' There is only dinner and then supper. Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you're two. We do like a little tea with our sugar! 'Backwards and forwards' means I know everything about you! Djeet is actually a phrase meaning 'Did you eat?' You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is. You work until you're done or it's too dark to see. You measure distance in hours. Like its 6 hours from Houston to Dallas . You'll probably have to switch from 'heat' to 'A/C' in the same day. 'Fix' is a verb. Example: 'I'm fixing to go to the store.' You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked. Yes, Friday night high school football is serious football! You carry jumper cables in your car . . . for your OWN car... There are only four spices: salt, pepper, Tabasco and ketchup. 100 degrees Fahrenheit is 'a little warm.' We have four seasons: Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas. Going to Wal-mart is a favorite past time known as 'goin' to Wally-World.' A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto-bean weather. A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop. . . . it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example: 'What kind a coke you want?' Fried catfish is the other white meat. We don't need no stinking driver's ed . . . if our mama says we can drive, we can drive. If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from Texas (and those who just wish they were). EVERYONE can't be from Texas. You might say it's a gift from God! And the most important thing we learn growing up in TEXAS is... IN GOD WE TRUST ~JaNan __________________ Jananas Bananas