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Location: Silver Spring, Maryland USA
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Name: Howard
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Re: Dumb Jokes
What is Celibacy?
Celibacy can be a choice in life, or a condition imposed by circumstances.
While attending a Marriage Weekend, Fred and his wife,
Diane, listened to the instructor declare, 'It is essential that husbands and wives know the things that are important to each other.."
He then addressed the men, 'Can you name and describe your wife's favorite flower?'
Fred leaned over, touched Diane’s arm gently, and whispered,
'Gold Medal All-Purpose, isn't it?'
And thus began Fred’s life of celibacy.......... |
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"Gardening is the purest of human pleasures." - Francis Bacon
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John F. Kennedy, September, 1960
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