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When you're chasing Gros Michels across the small country where you live, but still take time to appreciate the local cultivars to the point where your truck is full of pups of everything but Gros Michels, and you have five new friends. |
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While vociferously asking around for the Gros Michel, you suddenly feel your hair rising up as you turn to see a horrible looking thing running towards you calling out...."it's me Michelle, Michelle, I heard you are looking for me!" :ha:
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That would be horrifying, especially here. We have Miguels and Miguelas, and even Miguel Angels, but Michel is a very uncommon name. If a Michel or Michelle answered my call, it would mean there was a grossly overweight French expat running towards the truck. I'd be booting it out of there faster than you can skin a nanner.
OMG. Banana fiend when you use the phrase "faster than you can skin a nanner" instead of "faster than you can say my name". |
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[quote=lorax;69496]That would be horrifying, especially here. We have Miguels and Miguelas, and even Miguel Angels, but Michel is a very uncommon name. If a Michel or Michelle answered my call, it would mean there was a grossly overweight French expat running towards the truck. I'd be booting it out of there faster than you can skin a nanner. That would be my luck. |
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... your nursery stock triples by adding banana plants alone!
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...if your daughter asks for a pup for Christmas, she opens the box, and much to her dismay she got a Raja puri pup!
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if you spend 2000.00 o:woohoonaner::woohoonaner:n fuel to keep 200.00 worth of banana over winter.....
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...if you can never eat a banana because you consider it murder!
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...if, at Christmas time, you have thoughts of little banana fairies dancing in your head instead of sugar plums.
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If you keep checking this thread to see the latest affirmation of your addiction.
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...if you spent almost $30 to have the first issue of Bananas Quarterly printed on nice glossy paper and bound when the "newstand" price is only $5!
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lol, really?
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or when you keep saying to yourself, "self when it gets warmer...just a little warmer...i KNOW there are pups under all that mulch....self leave the pups alone under all that mulch they are warm, if they get cold they will wither away....self i told you to leave that mulch alone"....then you get up in the morning to find the mulch pulled away and see the pretty little pups peeking through and you dont speak to self again cause self didnt listen.
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Thinking...fantasizing...that you can actually get rich by chalking up banana buck$ here.....
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LoL thats funny.:ha:
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when you become rich lend me a cupple. plz
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If you think a 72 pak is a good start
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If you ask for a pup(banana) and to your dismay you get a puppy. :bananadog:
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....if you decide to take the "I cant throw it away" thing to a new level by taking the mama corms of the 4 mats you just dug up and plant them in the undeveloped lot next store. Since they're full of buds dumping them would be "BANANACIDE", right? Then you run a 1/4" water line under the fence from the 1" water main to a 10 ft length of drip line tubing to irrig the corm clusters. Now you got an off site pup farm for those who want em.
There is so much palmetto scrub and weed trees that they wont be seen from either direction along the fence. If I hear a bulldozer start up early in the AM, someday, I'll know the lot was sold to build on and my pup farm is a gonner. Or, I could run out and show them some arrowheads I found and claim the land is an old naitive burial site. Ain't this the dummest thing you ever heard of??? I don't dare tell the wife! |
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Anything people want to talk about around you are bananas. |
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When you stand outside in the rain with the hose watering your bananas, cuz its not raining enough for your banana babies!
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When you walk out every 10 minutes in 100 degree weather to check if your bananas need any water.
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You gave up smoking so you could buy more banana plants.
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Lost count...if you paint your house YELLOW at your mothers request.
Lost count + 1...if you install security camera's to watch your banana plants. Lost count + 2...if you enjoy more than just eating bananas. |
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If you're now parking on the street because you looked at your concrete parking pad and thought "hey, if I ripped that up, I'd have room to plant another 10 bananas!"
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If you forget that your banana doesn't like being called its real name in front of other people, when you invited them to its birthday.
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That you actually name your Banana Plants...
What??? NOT ME!! :D ~Cheryl |
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If you make a scrapbook for every banana you get. and update the progress every other day.
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With kids, they name everything!!! Balana :D cute!!! :) ~Cheryl |
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If your wife just had a baby & you're rushing to the hospital with a warm bottle of Miracle Grow!
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After you read the thread "Putting bananas to sleep for the winter," you carefully wrap your pseudostem in swaddling clothes and lay it in the crib for a nice nap!
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When everyone goes around the table at Thanksgiving Dinner telling about what they are thankful for and you can't help but name a few musa varieties your thankful for in your garden or that late bloom last summer or..................
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When you've spent $2000 to rent green house space for your largest plants for the winter, have turned your front porch in to a greenhouse that will cost another $1000 in energy costs, you're bare rooting a few in the root cellar and still have to cover the basjoos at Thanksgiving!:ha::ha::ha:......and in zone 6!:waving:
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Hahaha this looks to me like we have a winner
:woohoonaner: :woohoonaner: :woohoonaner: Im running for second place:ha::ha::ha::ha: :woohoonaner: |
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I think you're heading for first place soon if you keep it up.:ha::ha::ha: |
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You guys make me laugh.....:woohoonaner:
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Your family is all gathered after christmas dinner ready to open family gifts in front of the fireplace and all the gifts are under a Banana tree 5ft from the fireplace so it can stay toasty thru the winter and still gets south window light.. and has his office turned into an banana steam room :^)
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...if you watch a movie not because you like the actual plot, but just because you think there could occur some scenes with `nanas in the background...
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...if "Musa itinerans var. xishuangbannaensis" sounds like poetry to you...
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If you check your bananas daily for a flag even though you know they are too small/young!
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if you choose your next trip destination bearing in mind the nana pups you think you may take back home in your hand luggage....
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