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36. you've ever been in a "pisang contest".
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LOL now thats funny!
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37. Just saying and knowing the word "pisang".
I have to go "pisang" be right back. |
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Lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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(38) You have a separate bank account for gardening.
(39) You divert yearly retirement funds, vacation money, ect... to your gardening account. (40) You try to convince your friends, ( who you have already planted bananas in their yards ), to open a separate account for gardening , to better care for "their" plants.
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41. If you have a waiting list for pups, you might be a banana feind!
42. If you have a wish list of pups, you might be a banana feind! 43. If everyday you inspect the crown of all your plants looking for flags, you might be a banana feind! 44. If you've ever moved dirt or mulch around just hoping to find a new pup about to break through, you might be a banana feind! 45. If you manicure your pseudostems, you might be a banana feind! ![]() |
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41-45 THAT All I do.
So am I a fiend? 46 Moving your new planted bananas several times a day to get the maximum sunlight. Benny
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Here's a true banana fiend if I can see one:
Posted by one of the members "Collection consists of dwarf orinoco, grand nain x sumatrana, red iholene, saba, dwarf brazilian, pitogo, kru, hua moa, goldfinger and ae ae (still potted - it goes to bed with me at night along with dog and wife)." 47. If you sleep with your bananas alongside with your dog and wife.
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Here's a true banana fiend if I can see one:
Posted by one of the members "Collection consists of dwarf orinoco, grand nain x sumatrana, red iholene, saba, dwarf brazilian, pitogo, kru, hua moa, goldfinger and ae ae (still potted - it goes to bed with me at night along with dog and wife)." 47. If you sleep with your bananas alongside with your dog and wife. As for me my wife locked me out outside for being with my bananas too long every day. And I can not take my bananas inside the house.
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LMAO.... I move my little ones away from the oak shadows twice a day .
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48. If you don't buy seed from the bioluminescent glow-in-the-dark AeAe
Thanks Steven Ron Last edited by MediaHound : 06-18-2007 at 07:37 PM. Reason: fixed number |
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49. you have a dog guarding your plants .
50 . you guard your plants from your dog . ![]()
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51. (Hope I haven't used this before)
Your brain has taken the Billy Joel song "Piano Man" and has changed the title to "Banana Man". You go outside and you hear "sing us a song Banana Man; sing us a song tonight..." |
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52. You know who has banana plants growing in your neighborhood. You stop traffic to check on their plants. TODAY they have a bloom!!!
Run home to check your plants! If THEY have a bloom - I should too!!! ![]() |
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lol at 36 and 37
53. if you have a wallet full of pics... not of the kids but your plants. 54. if you use a stopwatch to time how long it takes that last leaf to fully open. |
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Location: Dominican Republic
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This is a great thread - wish I had looked at it earlier!
55. You slow down and stare at roadside fruit stalls to see if they have anything unusual. |
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56. if you use banana paper to roll joints. ((Don't ask... it was alot of years ago when I was a teenager))
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