mskitty38583

this tickled me so much i had to post!!!!

> > Possums sleep in the middle of the road with their feet in the air.
> >
> > There are 5,000 types of snakes on earth and 4,998 live in Tennessee.
> >
> > There are 10,000 types of spiders. All 10,000 live in Tennessee plus a
> > couple no one's seen before.
> >
> > Onced and Twiced are words.
> >
> > It is not a shopping cart: it is a buggy.
> >
> > People actually grow and eat okra.
> >
> > "Fixinto" is one word.
> >
> > There is no such thing as "lunch." There in only dinner and then there is
> > supper.
> >
> > Iced tea is appropriate for all meals and you start drinking it when you are
> > two. We do like a little tea with our sugar.
> >
> > Backurds and forwurds means "I know everything about you."
> >
> > Djeet? is actually a phrase meaning "Did you eat?"
> >
> > You don't have to wear a watch because it doesn't matter what time it is.
> > You work until you're done or it's too dark to see.
> >
> > You don't PUSH buttons, you MASH them.
> >
> > You measure distance in minutes.
> >
> > You've never had to switch from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day.
> >
> > "Fix is a verb. Example: "I'm fixing to go to the store."
> >
> > All the festivals across the state are named after a fruit, vegetable,
> > grain, insect or animal.
> >
> > You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both
> > unlocked.
> >
> > You know what a "DAWG" is.
> >
> > You carry jumper cables in your car...for your own car.
> >
> > There are only four spices: salt, pepper, tabasco and ketchup
> >
> > The local papers cover national and international news on one page, but
> > require 6 pages for local gossip and sports.
> >
> > The first day of deer season is a national holiday.
> >
> > 100 degrees Fahrenheit "a little warm."
> >
> > We have four seasons; Almost Summer, Summer, still Summer and Christmas.
> >
> > Going to Wal-mart is a fvorite past time known as "goin Wal-martin" or off
> > to "Wally World."
> >
> > A cool snap (below 70 degrees) is good pinto bean weather.
> >
> > A carbonated soft drink isn't a soda, cola or pop...it's a Coke, regardless
> > of brand or flavor. Example: "What kinda coke you want?"
> >
> > Fried catfish is the other white meat.
> >
> > We don't need no stinking driver's license...if our mama says we can drive,
> > we can drive.
> >
> > If you understand these jokes please forward them to your friends from
> > Tennessee (and those who just wish they were).
> >
> > EVERYONE can't be a Tennessean; it takes talent.
> >
> >
> > Now, for those of you who ain't here, don't that make y'all want to move?

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stumpy4700

I couldn't have said it any better..Now that'll learn ya!!!!!!!