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09-22-2014, 07:02 PM | #101 (permalink) |
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09-24-2014, 09:23 PM | #102 (permalink) |
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09-25-2014, 08:26 PM | #104 (permalink) |
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Re: What Cracked up you up Today?
This not just "cracked me up", but also amazed and puzzled me no end:
https://www.youtube.com/embed/75X7G-38xBk
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09-25-2014, 11:04 PM | #106 (permalink) |
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A woman was having a daytime affair while her husband was at work. One rainy
day she was in bed with her boyfriend when, to her horror, she heard her husband's car pull into the driveway. 'Oh my God - Hurry, ! Grab your clothes and jump out the window. My husband's home early,' ! 'I can't jump out the window. It's raining out there.' ! 'If my husband catches us in here, he'll kill us both!' she replied. 'He's got a hot temper and a gun, so the rain is the least of your problems.' ! So the boyfriend scoots out of bed, grabs his clothes and jumps out the window! As he ran down the street in the pouring rain, he quickly discovered he had run right into the middle of the town's annual marathon, so he started running along beside the others, about 300 of them. Being naked, with his clothes tucked under his arm, he tried to blend in as best he could. After a little while a small group of runners who had been watching him with some curiosity, jogged closer. Do you always run in the nude?' one asked. 'Oh yes!' he replied, gasping in air. 'It feels so wonderfully free!' Another runner moved a long side. 'Do you always run carrying your clothes with you under your arm?' 'Oh, yes' our friend answered breathlessly. 'That way I can get dressed right at the end of the run and get in my car to go home.' ! Then a third runner cast his eyes a little lower and asked, 'Do you always wear a condom when you run.' ? 'Nope. . Just when it's raining.
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09-28-2014, 10:12 PM | #107 (permalink) |
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I think one of my neighbors could use these.. lol :^) |
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11-20-2014, 02:29 PM | #113 (permalink) |
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Last night I came home with an intense urge for something sweet. When I opened
my drawer, I was delighted to find a bar of caramel candy and broke off a sizable piece. But just as I was putting it in my mouth, I woke up. Can you imagine the immense disappointment I suffered? As consolation I waddled into the kitchen and had a hard caramel candy; - clearly not the same! The chunk in my dream was much bigger and had no calories attached.
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Not all subforums on this board are about bananas. This subforum is particularly not so. This thread is not about bananas. What's wrong with you?
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I read the jokes and your comments; was there something I missed? I'm not in a really happy mood these days; I was the victim of domestic violence in August and, as a result, am partially disabled. The person who did this to me was prosecuted but not punished; as a friend, I had lent him money that I cannot recover.
Despite my situation I am trying very hard to not lash out at others even those of the XY persuasion.
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