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Old 12-30-2009, 03:00 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Welcome to this house of friendship and spirits. What will you have? I'll have either a John Jameson 12 Year Old Irish Whisky or a Vodka Gimlet on the Rocks. Maybe instead I'll go for a cool (not cold) Black and Tan. And you?
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Old 12-30-2009, 04:21 PM   #2 (permalink)
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I'll take 25-year old Oban Single-Malt or perhaps 20-year old Lagavulin Single-Malt. If you insist on mixing me a drink, I'd like a Tanqueray Martini with a twist of lemon, stirred and not shaken - I prefer them clear, thank you. If you insist on mixing me a girly drink, make it an Electric Tiger. If you have it on tap, I'll take a chocolate stout. If not, a Guinness.

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I'll have a scotch and water please.
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I'll take 25-year old Oban Single-Malt or perhaps 20-year old Lagavulin Single-Malt. If you insist on mixing me a drink, I'd like a Tanqueray Martini with a twist of lemon, stirred and not shaken - I prefer them clear, thank you. If you insist on mixing me a girly drink, make it an Electric Tiger. If you have it on tap, I'll take a chocolate stout. If not, a Guinness.

If you put me behind the bar, I'm liable to flip your bottles around.
lorax you Showoff!!!

I'll take an Oban 1992 Distillers Edition. For a mixed, Bombay sapphire martini dirty! ( extra olives please). If I'm showing off behind the bar it would either be a layered concoction or something flaming. If it's beer , just make sure it's cold..unless I'm in Ireland....then it's Guiness all the way.

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I am going to make a lot of money off of my friends!
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....Diet Pepsi please...
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Bob, the word you're looking for is "Bartender" not "showoff!" Be nice, or I won't send you a bottle of next year's vintage Chocolate Stout.
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I still have my bartender license but I'll have a sky vodka martini or gimlet OR Gran Marnier in a heated snifter please.
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I'll have a rainbow shot. (I got that originally in Cancun, actually I had like 5 of them and got sick afterwards....but that's another story!) It was a really pretty layered drink with like 3 or four different colors in it and they went down really well.
Or a pina colada...or if it's something not mixed, has anyone else tried this beer called "Wild Blue"? It's a blueberry lager and they have quite a kick (8%) but don't taste like it at all. My daughter likes it, the 21 yr old. Well, also the 13 year old, but she only got a sip before she got caught!
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Sludmides please..............
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Rubbing alchohol straight up please.
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Guinness or Smithwick's will suit me fine..
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Ill have a Diet Cherry Dr Pepper please. In fact im a recovering alcoholic I will be getting my 10 year sobriety chip tonight at the red road recovery powwow
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My dearest lorax.... your talents as a mixologist are surpassed only by your charm, intellect and abilities as a hunter, gardener, fashion designer, university professor, magazine editor and jungle explorer..... etc


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Well I think that's great Greg. :^) Me I don't drink but every bluemoon..
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Congrats cherokee_greg!

As for me, I'll have a Bud Light and to toast with a UV Blue and Lemonade, taste like a blue raspberry snow cone, but only one of those as I don't get along with vodka very well!
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