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Old 11-09-2009, 02:14 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default So what's your best 'blonde' joke?

I'm sitting here in the rain waiting for Ida to come in, completely unprepared so I thought I'd start this thread.

Here's my favorite 'blonde' joke...

New Blonde Deodorant

I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push
up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells awesome!


Yea, like you didn't laugh.

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Old 11-09-2009, 02:48 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Go figure... lmao
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Old 11-09-2009, 05:29 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Default Re: So what's your best 'blonde' joke?

I can't remember any blonde jokes, but I do remember one "Blond's Revenge" joke.

What is the difference between a brunette and the trash?

Answer--the trash gets taken out at least twice a week.
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Old 11-09-2009, 07:41 PM   #4 (permalink)
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I got one a blonde is like a door the more you slam it the looser it gets.
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Old 11-09-2009, 09:30 PM   #5 (permalink)
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what do you call a smart blonde?


.............. a golden retriever .........
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Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can catch on to them.
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