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![]() I thought this could be a fun & very entertaining thread where we could show faces made of plant parts only. Props may be used, to make it more comical, like hats, cigars, and scarfs, etc. Use your imagination and get creative. You can name your plant people too.
![]() I'll start the thread by introducing "Rhonda"... ![]() And her glamorous, materialistic, and spoiled twin sister "Roxy"... ![]() They're having a bad hair day and they've both got chapped lips! ![]() Recognize the earrings through the Jade ears, Janan?! ![]() Here's the guy the sisters are fighting over, "Hank"... ![]() What character will be next to join... : |
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![]() Now Hank was a bit of a casanova and he wasn't really interested in the sisters Rhonda or Roxy at all...in fact, he was secretly dating fun and exciting "Misty" who had a really great perm...
![]() Misty recently dumped "Jimmy" who just couldn't get over her... ![]() So he went to see a psychiatrist named "Dr. Pepper"... ![]() to help him with his broken heart. ![]() ![]() ![]() : ) Last edited by The Hollyberry Lady : 07-13-2011 at 10:27 PM. Reason: damn spelling!!! |
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![]() The plot thickens...
To make matters more complicated, Misty was a married woman! She had been having several affairs since her husband "Max" admitted he enjoyed wearing baby hats and had secretly worn them in private for quite some time now! ![]() He was now ready to go completely public... ![]() ![]() ![]() : ) |
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![]() On top of it all, Max & Misty had a rebellious and out-of-control teenage son named "Melvin", who insisted on wearing turtleneck sweaters in the summertime and who'd been caught smoking Coleus leaves on more than one occasion!
![]() He even got his ear pierced without his parents' permission... ![]() Max was very angry and upset with his son Melvin and told him, "As long as you live under my roof you will not wear turtlenecks nor smoke anymore Coleus leaves"!!! ![]() His father meant business too... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() : ) |
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![]() The saga continues...
Max decided something drastic needed to be done to teach his son Melvin some discipline, so he forced him to grow back his hair and get a perm like his mom Misty, remove his earring, and go to re-hab for his Coleus habit. He even forced him to become a navy seal... ![]() : ) |
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![]() Things went from bad to worse...
Now that Melvin was out of the house, and Misty was off somewhere with Hank, Max shamelessly indulged in his obsession with baby hat wearing even more. He had an impressive collection of bonnets and tuques. One night he put on his favorite hat and decided to give some of that Coleus a try... ![]() He was contemplating shaving off his rather distinguished black mustache in hopes that he might look more like a baby.... : ) |
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![]() That same night, there was a very loud and demanding knock at the door...
Max wasn't expecting anyone so he crept up to the door quietly. He wasn't sure if it was the Coleus making him hallucinate, but he felt fear & shock when he saw who was at the door... ![]() It was a complete stranger and Max had no idea who this weird looking and suspicious character was, nor what he wanted... Suddenly Max realized when he saw what was hanging out of his mouth, that he must be Melvin's Coleus supplier, coming to collect the money he owed him! ![]() Max was in the middle of trying the Coleus right that very minute! He was terrified and didn't know what to do... ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() To be continued... : ) |
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![]() Max continued to stare through the peekhole at the weirdo at his door, when suddenly a second and even more odd looking individual appeared with long straight hair...
![]() These people meant business and they wanted their money! ![]() Max was filled with fear and anxiety, and he decided not to open up, hoping they might go away... : ) |
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![]() As Max fearfully watched through the peekhole he finally heard the men talking...the one with the long straight hair said "uh oh, here comes Ratso"!!!
Max felt a load of something unusual release into his underpants, as he stood there completely paralyzed and frozen with fear to imagine this Ratso character and what might ensue. Panic was imminent when he heard the hitman's footsteps approaching. He dared to look through the peekhole so he could get a close-up look at this 'Ratso'... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . ![]() Ratso was not happy! ![]() His eyes were bloodshot and he only had two teeth but they were pointy and black...there was a long and intimidating chain hanging from his ear and he was on a cell phone. Max was paranoid that Ratso was already booking a fitting appointment for his cement boots if he didn't cough up the cash owed, in one quick hurry. His family would never know that he was now a permanent fixture on the bottom of the Pacific! ![]() Suddenly Ratso pulled something out of his pocket that Max couldn't see and he spoke for the first time... : ) |
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![]() Max finally saw what Ratso had pulled out of his pocket...it was a baby cap! He put it on his head and he said to Max through the door..."I know all about your little deal with baby hats and if I don't get my money I'm gonna permanently sow one to your head"!!!
As Max looked at Ratso through the peekhole, he knew this guy wasn't fooling around... ![]() Max didn't know what to do... : ) |
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