OK I laughed . MY Mom sent me this Joke LOL

Westwood · 01-19-2007, 05:27 PM

A farmer ordered a high-tech milking machine. Since the equipment
arrived
when his wife was out of town, he decided to test it on himself first.
So, he inserted his "manhood" into the equipment, turned on the switch
and
everything else was automatic. Soon, he realized that the equipment
provided him with much more pleasure than his wife did. When the fun
was
over, though, he quickly realized that he couldn't remove the
instrument
from his 'member'. He read the manual but didn't find any useful
information
on how to disengage himself. He tried every button on the instrument,
but
still
without success. Finally, he decided to call the supplier's Customer
Service
Hot Line with his cell phone (Thank god for cell phones!). "Hello, I
just
bought
a milking machine from your company. It works fantastic, but how do I
remove
it from the cow's udder?"
"Don't worry," replied the customer service rep, "The machine will
release
automatically once it's collected two gallons.

Have a nice day!

banana_fun · 01-23-2007, 02:11 PM

haha, very funny Westwood. I feel sorry for that guys 'udder'.

AnnaJW · 01-23-2007, 10:52 PM

Uh, ouch?!!! LOL

01-19-2007, 05:27 PM	#1 (permalink)
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01-23-2007, 02:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
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