Moving to Florida (my home state)

Jackson74 · 05-10-2008, 03:32 PM

May 30th:
Just moved to THE SUNNY WEST PALM BEACH. NOW THIS IS THE PLACE TO LIVE..
Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings.
What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here.

June 14th:
Really heating up. Got to 100 today.
Not a problem.
Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car.
What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper.

June 30th:
Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks.
What a breeze to maintain.
No more mowing lawn for me.
Another scorcher today, but I love it here.

July 10th:
The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week.
How do people get used to this kind of heat?
At least it's kind of windy though.
But getting used to the heat is taking longer that I expected.

July 15th:
Fell asleep by the community pool.
Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body.
Missed 3 days of work.
What a dumb thing to do.
I learned my lesson though.
Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this.

July 20th:
I missed my cat sneaking into the car when I left this morning.
By the time I got to the hot car at noon, the cat had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stunk up the upholstery. The car now smells like Kibbles and sh**s!
I learned my lesson though.
No more pets in this heat.

July 25th:
The wind sucks.
It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!!
And it's hot as hell.
The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the A/C repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts.

July 30th:
Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now.
$300,000 house and I can't even go inside.
Why did I ever come here?

Aug. 4th:
Its 115 degrees.
Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85.
I hate this stupid city.

Aug. 8th:
If another wise-guy cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to strangle him.
Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!!

Aug. 9th:
Tried to run some errands after work.
Wore shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my but was on fire.
I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and butt!
Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried but, and baked cat.

Aug. 10th:
The weather report might as well be a damn recording.
Hot and sunny.
Hot and sunny.
Hot and sunny.
It's been too hot to do crap for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week.
Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert?
Water rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over.
Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat.

Aug. 14th:
Welcome to HELL!!!
Temperature got to 115 today.
Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car.
The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?"
My sister had to spend $1500 to bail me out of jail.
Freaking WEST PALM BEACH
What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here??
Will write later to let you know how the trial went...

05-10-2008, 03:32 PM	#1 (permalink)
Jackson74 Jack's Florida Bromeliads Jackson74's Photo Gallery Location: Tampa Bay Florida Zone: 9 Name: Jack Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 370 BananaBucks : 6,421 Feedback: 0 / 0% Thanks: 3 Thanked 81 Times in 48 Posts Welcomes: 0	Moving to Florida (my home state) May 30th: Just moved to THE SUNNY WEST PALM BEACH. NOW THIS IS THE PLACE TO LIVE.. Beautiful sunny days and warm balmy evenings. What a place! It is beautiful. I've finally found my home. I love it here. June 14th: Really heating up. Got to 100 today. Not a problem. Live in an air-conditioned home, drive an air-conditioned car. What a pleasure to see the sun everyday like this. I'm turning into a sun worshipper. June 30th: Had the backyard landscaped with western plants today. Lots of cactus and rocks. What a breeze to maintain. No more mowing lawn for me. Another scorcher today, but I love it here. July 10th: The temperature hasn't been below 100 all week. How do people get used to this kind of heat? At least it's kind of windy though. But getting used to the heat is taking longer that I expected. July 15th: Fell asleep by the community pool. Got 3rd degree burns over 60% of my body. Missed 3 days of work. What a dumb thing to do. I learned my lesson though. Got to respect the ol' sun in a climate like this. July 20th: I missed my cat sneaking into the car when I left this morning. By the time I got to the hot car at noon, the cat had died and swollen up to the size of a shopping bag and stunk up the upholstery. The car now smells like Kibbles and sh*s! I learned my lesson though. No more pets in this heat. July 25th: The wind sucks. It feels like a giant freaking blow dryer!! And it's hot as hell. The home air-conditioner is on the fritz and the A/C repairman charged $200 just to drive by and tell me he needed to order parts. July 30th: Been sleeping outside on the patio for 3 nights now. $300,000 house and I can't even go inside. Why did I ever come here? Aug. 4th: Its 115 degrees. Finally got the air-conditioner fixed today. It cost $500 and gets the temperature down to 85. I hate this stupid city. Aug. 8th: If another wise-guy cracks, "Hot enough for you today?", I'm going to strangle him. Damn heat. By the time I get to work the radiator is boiling over, my clothes are soaking wet, and I smell like baked cat!! Aug. 9th: Tried to run some errands after work. Wore shorts, and when I sat on the seats in the car, I thought my but was on fire. I lost 2 layers of flesh and all the hair on the back of my legs and butt! Now my car smells like burnt hair, fried but, and baked cat. Aug. 10th: The weather report might as well be a damn recording. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. Hot and sunny. It's been too hot to do crap for 2 damn months and the weatherman says it might really warm up next week. Doesn't it ever rain in this damn desert? Water rationing will be next, so my $1700 worth of cactus will just dry up and blow over. Even the cactus can't live in this damn heat. Aug. 14th: Welcome to HELL!!! Temperature got to 115 today. Forgot to crack the window and blew the damn windshield out of the car. The installer came to fix it and said, "Hot enough for you today?" My sister had to spend $1500 to bail me out of jail. Freaking WEST PALM BEACH What kind of a sick demented idiot would want to live here?? Will write later to let you know how the trial went... __________________ http://www.JacksBromeliads.com*

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