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Location: Riverside, CA
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Name: Anna
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I Kicked a Banana because I'm Cool
I wouldn't normally post somethng like this here, but since my answer had a banana in it, I did!
P.S. I would never kick a banana! LOL! This is funny - type out the sentence you end up with, in the subject line and forward to your friends...also, send it back to the person that sent it to you. Pick the month you were born: January------I kicked February-----I loved March---------I smoked April-----------I dry humped May-----------I choked on June----------I murdered July-----------I did the Macarena with August-------I had lunch with September---I danced with October------I sang to November----I yelled at December----I ran over Pick the day (number) you were born on: 1-------a birdbath 2-------a monster 3-------a phone 4-------a fork 5-------a Mexican 6-------a gangster 7-------my cell phone 8-------my dog 9-------my best friends' boyfriend 10-------my neighbor 11-------my science teacher 12-------a banana 13-------a fireman 14-------a stuffed animal 15-------a goat 16-------a pickle 17-------your mom 18-------a spoon 19-------myself 20-------a baseball bat 21-------a ninja 22-------Chuck Norris 23-------a noodle 24-------a squirrel 25-------a football player 26-------my sister 27-------my brother 28-------an ipod 29-------a permanent marker 30-------a llama 31-------A homeless guy Pick the color of shirt you are wearing: White--------because I'm cool like that Black---------because that's how I roll. Pink----------because I'm NOT a homosexual. Red----------because the voices told me to. Blue----------because I'm sexy and I do what I want geen---------because I hate myself. Purple--------because I'm cool. Gray----------because I was drunk Yellow--------because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars Orange-------because I hate my family. Brown--------because I was high. Other---------because I'm a ninja. None----------because I cant control myself Now type out the sentence you made, in the subject line and forward to your friends. Don't forget to send it back to the person that sent it to you! I can't wait to see what you guys get stuck with! |
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Organic Mechanic
Location: West Los Angeles CA
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I dry humped a monster because I was high.
I know this is really just a trick to find out everyones birthday ![]()
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Mechwarrior
Location: Riverside,CA
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I did the Macarena with a Mexican because I'm sexy and I do what I want!
Wooo Hoooo im sexy!!! LMAO LMAO!!! ![]() |
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Location: Riverside, CA
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Just so people know that I didn't write it. Just passed it along because it had a banana in it. Now that I've read the whole thing, maybe I should edit some of the answers...
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Mechwarrior
Location: Riverside,CA
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Nah you do not have to edit. Im mexican , no offense at all. but im SEXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Location: Riverside, CA
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Lol!!!
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I sang to a noodle because I can't control myself
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Plant Nerd Extrordinaire
Location: NC, on my way back to texas
Zone: 8ish
Name: Zac Hill
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I had lunch with my brother because I am a ninja. Interesting, but I don't have a brother( unless my sister has a sex change or somethig, and that's doubtful)
Ooh, Frank has a birthday in a few days. Happy Early Biirthday Frank!!!!!!!!! Zac Last edited by Zac in NC : 10-18-2006 at 11:33 PM. Reason: Franks birthday wishes |
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Winter Sucks...
Location: Northern New Jersey
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I sang to my best friend's boyfriend because I can't control myself.
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KING OF KORM.
Location: VA
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I did the Macarena with a fireman because I'm cool like that.
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Taylor Update: 23 California Gold fruit expected by Thanksgiving! Harvested! Last edited by Taylor : 10-20-2006 at 09:58 PM. |
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I sang to your mom because I was drunk
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With kind regards Wim |
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Plant Nerd Extrordinaire
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Happy Belated Birthday Wim. You share a birthday with my father.
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Location: Zone 5b INDIANA
Zone: Zone 5B - BRrrrrrrrrrr!!!
Name: Jay
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I sang to my best friends boyfriend because i'm sexy and I do what I want!
Oddly enough it looks like I share a B-day with one of you........Joe Jay
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Because growing a plant suited to your climate is just too simple.........
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Winter Sucks...
Location: Northern New Jersey
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: Cheers! Happy Belated Birthday Jay!~Joe Lots of October people here I'd say! |
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I choked on an iPod because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars.
Wierd - I knew I put it somewhere. ![]()
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I danced with my dog because I'm cool like that.
Wow didn't know these things were sooo accurate. LOL |
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Location: peck Kansas
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I ran over a stuffed animal because i'm cool like that.
Actually, the animal i ran over was stuffed full of bananas from Banana Annas Banana jungle, so it wasn't animal murder, , it was a nanner rescue : . AAAAHHH-eee-AAAAHHH-ee-aaahhh-ee-aaaahhhhh; ![]() |
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Mechwarrior
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I sang to a banana because I am sexy and I do what I want!
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