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Old 10-30-2011, 05:03 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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I have a cousin who is setting up a new company. She has been VERY successful in the past, and her new endeavor is a dating service. It sounds solid, and I'd like to refer any SINGLE folks who would be interested to her firm.


Hi All,

Iím taking on another new business venture. Iím testing the response rate with this email blast so please forward, forward, forward!

The Online Dating Profiles I have written for friends and acquaintances have gotten a tremendous response (see testimonial below). Please forward this to all your single friends that may need help with their online dating profiles. Iíve done my homework and my pricing is very competitive!

I firmly believe a get-to-know-you phone call is essential to success. The competition asks you to complete a questionnaire and or write stories about yourself. You wouldnít need this service if you felt comfortable describing yourself in writing! Only one competitor offers a Call and their pricing is substantially more expensive.

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Old 10-30-2011, 09:32 PM   #2 (permalink)
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