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Old 07-07-2008, 08:50 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Default Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris Jokes

Here is a thread about Chuck Norris. I think he's funny. He's kind of dorky and plays corny characters, but he's funny! Here are some jokes.

When Chuck Norris looks in the mirror, it breaks because it is smart enough to know not to get in the middle of chuck norris and chuck norris
Go to Google and type in "Find Chuck Norris" Then Click "I'm Feeling Lucky"

Chuck Norris plays racquetball with a wffle iron and a bowling ball.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity-twice
Chuck Norris is suing NBC for their show Law&Order claiming it is the trademarked names of his left and right legs.


Chuck Norris turns on a night light when he goes to bed. It's not because he's scared of the dark- It's Because the dark is scared of him.

Chuck Norris is the real reason Mitt Romney dropped out of the presidential race.


I'll post more jokes later.
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Old 07-07-2008, 10:26 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris created giraffes by uppercutting horses.
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Old 07-07-2008, 11:02 PM   #3 (permalink)
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this is funny....and great timing, i watched delta force today.
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Old 07-08-2008, 07:22 AM   #4 (permalink)
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Chuck Norris once at an entire South American country for lunch by mistake.
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