Originally Posted by Oblofusc

I'm in Tallahassee. Humidity? I'm not sure what it is from a scientific standpoint, but I can tell you that when I walk outside it's like thirteen hot wet sheep jump on you and wrestle you down into a giant collander full of hot, steaming spaghetti.

And that's at night.

Fertilizer? Let's just say I've been investigated by the Department of Homeland Security due to satellite imagery readings that indicate there is an unusually high concentration of nitrates in the vicinity which in such levels is usually only linked to terrorist fertilizer-bomb factories.

Oh, and when they left, all they said was, "hey, nice banana trees. But, why aren't there any bananas on them?"

Any more questions?

Originally Posted by Oblofusc

I'm in Tallahassee. Humidity? I'm not sure what it is from a scientific standpoint, but I can tell you that when I walk outside it's like thirteen hot wet sheep jump on you and wrestle you down into a giant collander full of hot, steaming spaghetti.

And that's at night.

Fertilizer? Let's just say I've been investigated by the Department of Homeland Security due to satellite imagery readings that indicate there is an unusually high concentration of nitrates in the vicinity which in such levels is usually only linked to terrorist fertilizer-bomb factories.

Oh, and when they left, all they said was, "hey, nice banana trees. But, why aren't there any bananas on them?"

Any more questions?