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Patty in Wisc 12-23-2008 01:14 AM
Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Christmas Tequila Cookies:

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, taste the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.


At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.


Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas.

Chironex 12-23-2008 01:16 AM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
I jush madea bash fo em.

Patty in Wisc 12-23-2008 01:27 AM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Bingle Jells :ha:

Bob 12-23-2008 09:13 AM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
I like the way you cook Patty!!! Keep the recipes coming.

momoese 12-23-2008 01:05 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
How's your head feeling today?

Patty in Wisc 12-23-2008 03:36 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Head's OK, you should see the kitchen!

island cassie 01-07-2009 08:51 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Great recipe Patty - I will add it to my margarita ice cream recipe!! As we kill off the weak braincells we keep getting smarter and smarter - right?

Patty in Wisc 01-07-2009 10:33 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
LOL Cassie, I must be a genius!
The recipe looks legitimate but I love the directions -- still gotta laugh.
I just got a email that says:
Alcohol does not make you FAT. It makes you LEAN...
against tables, chairs, walls, floors & ugly people. :ha::ha::ha::ha:
:bananas_b

island cassie 02-20-2009 09:35 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Haha Patty! Sorry for the slow response. That explains why I keep finding myself leaning against strange people/items - I thought it was the rotation of the earth!!

Patty in Wisc 12-05-2009 03:03 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
bump
1 year later - still funny.

Bob 12-05-2009 03:18 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
What a year it's been around here since then!

Dalmatiansoap 12-05-2009 03:24 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bob (Post 113013)
What a year it's been around here since then!
Yeap, some of us have even found free heat sources.
:woohoonaner:

Bob 12-05-2009 03:26 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dalmatiansoap (Post 113014)
Yeap, some of us have even found free heat sources.
:woohoonaner:
Oh you're a riot! (Ante told me in PM I should go sleep with my bananas in the front porch for free heat, my temp is 103*)

Dalmatiansoap 12-05-2009 03:31 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Im just angry how didnt I get to that earlyer! I have four familly members and with propper shifts....:ha::ha::ha:
Damn, my plants might gets the roof till now:ha:
:woohoonaner:

Abnshrek 12-05-2009 10:25 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
To funny I knew My former fellow Cheeseheads are lushes especially when its cold.. When its Cold is when most ladies end up knocked up too.. People like to drink, eat and stay warm :^)
Great Recipe by the way

Patty in Wisc 12-05-2009 11:50 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Abnshrek (Post 113047)
To funny I knew My former fellow Cheeseheads are lushes especially when its cold.. When its Cold is when most ladies end up knocked up too.. People like to drink, eat and stay warm :^)
Great Recipe by the way
Now wait a minute! You are under attack now buddy.
1. This recipe is good for anywhere in the world - not just WI!!!
2. We don't drink any more in winter VS summer!!!
3. I would think that summer heat & ladies in bikinis would get
them "knocked up" moreso than ladies bundled in fur coats!!!
4. The recipe... uh, don't know if it's "great" but directions are funny!!!

..Don't make my funny post ugly OK? And, I'm not a lush.

cherokee_greg 12-06-2009 01:34 AM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
[i]m sorry but the thought made me sick the one and only time I ever drank takillya was a bad nightmare I got sicker than any thing. It was bad I was crawling on the floor I said never again and I never drank takillya again. But the recipe was funny thanks

Bob 12-06-2009 06:29 AM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patty in Wisc (Post 113054)

..Don't make my funny post ugly OK? And, I'm not a lush.
Easy Patty.......Dr. Bobs reccomendation: Have a cookie, a couple of hot toddies and call me in the morning;).....:waving:

Abnshrek 12-06-2009 11:30 AM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
You know what Patty your right that was definately to broad a generalization.. and wasn't meant to be taken personally :^)

Patty in Wisc 12-06-2009 02:08 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
I'm eating a cookie & hot cocoa.....with my long undies on :):)

supermario 12-09-2009 03:18 PM
Re: Christmas Tequilla Cookies
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Patty in Wisc (Post 59174)
Christmas Tequila Cookies:

1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)

First, taste the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.


At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.


Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.


Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas.
LOL! I think this belongs in the Dumb Jokes thread. Great!


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