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The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:01 PM
Hello, Banana Buddies:


Got this idea from another gardening forum and couldn't believe how many people joined the thread. It was huge, and took off like wildfire.

The way to play, is we are going to make up a story, but you can only contribute two words at a time - no exceptions! You cannot post two times in a row - just once.

If you find that someone is posting at the exact time you are, and their post makes it before yours does, then you must go back and edit your two words, so the story will continue to make sense.

A lot of humor and whacky ideas came out in the other gardening forum's story, and just thought it might be fun here too. Let's see...

You can use any two words you want, but please refrain from foul language (yeah right!)!!! This story can twist and turn and go to many different places. I think it will be quite comical.


Please allow me to begin our story with my two word contribution first, and then we'll see who's next...




Once upon




: )

lorax
09-22-2009, 01:19 PM
a ship

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:29 PM
there was

browndrake
09-22-2009, 01:30 PM
a beautiful

lorax
09-22-2009, 01:31 PM
barnacle crust

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:32 PM
that seemed

Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 01:33 PM
too crusty

lorax
09-22-2009, 01:33 PM
to be

Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 01:34 PM
a living

lorax
09-22-2009, 01:41 PM
being. But

CValentine
09-22-2009, 01:43 PM
it had

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:45 PM
a strange

Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 01:46 PM
black tail.

CValentine
09-22-2009, 01:47 PM
that wiggled.

browndrake
09-22-2009, 01:47 PM
There also,

Dalmatiansoap
09-22-2009, 01:50 PM
was a

Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 01:51 PM
big fly

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:53 PM
swarming around

Dalmatiansoap
09-22-2009, 01:53 PM
with green

Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 01:54 PM
unripe banana.

justjoan
09-22-2009, 02:09 PM
attached to

browndrake
09-22-2009, 02:12 PM
a long

Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 02:12 PM
magical, yet

justjoan
09-22-2009, 02:14 PM
almost perfect

Bob
09-22-2009, 02:44 PM
silver bell

justjoan
09-22-2009, 02:48 PM
engraved with

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 02:54 PM
Bob's name!

browndrake
09-22-2009, 02:54 PM
with golden

justjoan
09-22-2009, 02:56 PM
Banana blossoms.

Bob
09-22-2009, 02:58 PM
The Captain

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 03:05 PM
announced that

Bob
09-22-2009, 03:06 PM
a parrot

Dalmatiansoap
09-22-2009, 03:15 PM
isnt fat

Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 03:16 PM
yet found

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 03:19 PM
sluggish and

justjoan
09-22-2009, 03:22 PM
sea sick.

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 03:23 PM
Mostly now

Bob
09-22-2009, 03:24 PM
he just

Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 03:27 PM
blew chunks

justjoan
09-22-2009, 03:27 PM
says, Polly

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 03:34 PM
Cornbeggar to

Bob
09-22-2009, 03:49 PM
Hollyberry Lady

Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 03:52 PM
who was

Bob
09-22-2009, 04:11 PM
cross eyed

Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 04:11 PM
searching for

CValentine
09-22-2009, 04:14 PM
The Odyssey.

Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 04:21 PM
Indeed she

Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 04:24 PM
was wondering

Blake09
09-22-2009, 04:32 PM
about bananas

Bob
09-22-2009, 04:42 PM
as usual

conejov
09-22-2009, 04:49 PM
It Smelled

Blake09
09-22-2009, 04:54 PM
like pigs.

:D

Bob
09-22-2009, 04:58 PM
since the

Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 05:05 PM
Hollyberry lady

browndrake
09-22-2009, 05:12 PM
was really

Bob
09-22-2009, 05:15 PM
preparing ham

conejov
09-22-2009, 05:16 PM
For Midgets

heynow
09-22-2009, 05:20 PM
beside herself

Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 05:24 PM
and her

Eric
09-22-2009, 05:41 PM
long, cascading

conejov
09-22-2009, 05:49 PM
Bacon Locks

heynow
09-22-2009, 06:10 PM
The Parrot

browndrake
09-22-2009, 06:18 PM
squawked seductively

momoese
09-22-2009, 06:20 PM
........more bacon

conejov
09-22-2009, 06:22 PM
And Then

momoese
09-22-2009, 06:23 PM
was cooked

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 07:14 PM
:ha: over medium


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/s1457236633_34572_2773-4.jpg

Bob
09-22-2009, 07:17 PM
sized dwarves

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 07:22 PM
wearing clogs!

browndrake
09-22-2009, 07:23 PM
They eyed

heynow
09-22-2009, 07:24 PM
though superstition

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 07:37 PM
An exclamation point indicates end of sentence. Edit Accordingly, Browndrake...


: )

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 07:57 PM
Alright, what the heck's going on here? As the starter of this thread I must interject - now you've made me double post!


: O


What you guys wrote after I ended the sentence, with 'wearing clogs! doesn't make any sense at all!!! Where's the capital letter to indicate a new sentence? Do I need to give out English lessons in this thread now too?!!!


Now, now, I know you're thinking...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/smiley_finger-2.jpg


Right?


: )

Blake09
09-22-2009, 07:59 PM
lol HBL

hey that rimes ;)

:)

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So start over from wearing clogs??

Bob
09-22-2009, 07:59 PM
Very perceptive

Eric
09-22-2009, 08:14 PM
and interjective

Blake09
09-22-2009, 08:16 PM
as people

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 08:19 PM
tend to





(If you got below 60 in English class, please refrain from joining this thread!)



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/140101-1.jpg


: )

conejov
09-22-2009, 08:39 PM
eat slugs

Bob
09-22-2009, 08:39 PM
not bugs

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 08:51 PM
How the

Bob
09-22-2009, 08:55 PM
[QUOTE=The Hollyberry Lady;(If you got below 60 in English class, please refrain from joining this thread!)
QUOTE]

uh oh!

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 08:57 PM
That's right, Bob...





(If you got below 60 in English class, please refrain from joining this thread!)



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/140101-1.jpg


: )

Bob
09-22-2009, 09:04 PM
Two Words!

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 09:08 PM
Um...


"How the - Two words!" doesn't actually makes sense, Bob! You're right, you are a dumbass!!!


: P

momoese
09-22-2009, 09:34 PM
Ok HBL, now you have gone and done exactly what you said not to.

Bob said "not bugs" and you replied "How the"

Bob did not end the sentence, I see no period there. You on the other hand started a new sentence which means you now must scold yourself for your bad behavior!

I'll start fresh: HBL is

The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 10:00 PM
The person who ended the sentence with...

not bugs...on drugs, removed their post! They ended it with a period. They deleted their post after Bob's!

So there!


: P

Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 10:49 PM
I, Captain Chaos, did that on my own.
It just didn't sound right. Sorry, Mitchel.

Taylor
09-22-2009, 11:27 PM
An iceberg

Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 11:40 PM
in Utah

Taylor
09-22-2009, 11:47 PM
had many

Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 11:49 PM
investments which

Taylor
09-22-2009, 11:52 PM
were unsuccessful.

Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 11:53 PM
Liquidation was

Taylor
09-22-2009, 11:56 PM
its only

browndrake
09-22-2009, 11:56 PM
I was offline when my lack of capitalization showed the real power of the pen.

................................................................ .................


hope of

Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 11:59 PM
being just

Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:02 AM
a puddle.

Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:04 AM
An ape

Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:06 AM
wandered into

browndrake
09-23-2009, 12:07 AM
Los Angeles

momoese
09-23-2009, 12:29 AM
, land of

Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:31 AM
Basjoo only.

Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:34 AM
Giant pandas

momoese
09-23-2009, 12:35 AM
but no

Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:47 AM
bamboo left!

Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:53 AM
Now we

Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:55 AM
must keep

Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:55 AM
them away

Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:57 AM
from the

Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:58 AM
organic garden

Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:58 AM
lest the

Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:59 AM
ape attacks!

Blake09
09-23-2009, 05:42 AM
We are

ilmr
09-23-2009, 06:32 AM
the spam

Eric
09-23-2009, 07:03 AM
with mayo

justjoan
09-23-2009, 07:28 AM
pickles, lettuce

conejov
09-23-2009, 08:30 AM
rat cheese

momoese
09-23-2009, 08:31 AM
with a

justjoan
09-23-2009, 08:32 AM
sesame bun!

magicgreen
09-23-2009, 09:10 AM
Now Iam................

justjoan
09-23-2009, 09:12 AM
wondering why

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:12 AM
people who

justjoan
09-23-2009, 10:13 AM
live in

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:16 AM
grass shacks

Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 10:32 AM
smell bad

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:34 AM
and don't

justjoan
09-23-2009, 10:39 AM
drink wine!

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:41 AM
:ha:


Another thought;

justjoan
09-23-2009, 10:50 AM
how do

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:54 AM
you know

justjoan
09-23-2009, 12:36 PM
when this

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 12:56 PM
hemorrhoid flares

Taylor
09-23-2009, 01:39 PM
up? Well...

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 01:40 PM
it swells

Taylor
09-23-2009, 01:45 PM
and pleasurably

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 01:47 PM
rubs my

Blake09
09-23-2009, 01:53 PM
banana plant

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 01:54 PM
caressingly, and

Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 01:58 PM
as passionately

(can't believe I found this video, when I used google to test the spelling How To Kiss Someone Passionately (Love & Dating: Dating Humor) (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-kiss-someone-passionately) )

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 01:59 PM
as my

Taylor
09-23-2009, 02:02 PM
Mother does.

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:09 PM
:ha:



Often I

Taylor
09-23-2009, 02:15 PM
visit Margaritaville,

conejov
09-23-2009, 02:17 PM
wearing a

saltydad
09-23-2009, 02:20 PM
sexy sarong

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:21 PM
wrapped around

saltydad
09-23-2009, 02:22 PM
my warm

Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 02:24 PM
, attracative, feminine

(I like where this is going :D )

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:25 PM
snake named

momoese
09-23-2009, 02:28 PM
snake named

Long One.

saltydad
09-23-2009, 02:30 PM
I stroked

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:31 PM
'Long One'

momoese
09-23-2009, 02:31 PM
I stroked

her, and

I think it works better if you quote who you are replying too otherwise you can get 2 posts at the same time, then you try to edit your post and someone has allready replied to yours.

saltydad
09-23-2009, 02:34 PM
Mitch....??

momoese
09-23-2009, 02:36 PM
Mitch....??

What?

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:37 PM
Once again...


(If you got below 60% in English class, please refrain from joining this thread!)



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/140101-1.jpg


: )

momoese
09-23-2009, 02:38 PM
Mitch....??

What? HBL and I posted at the same time and I didn't want to edit mine because while editing someone could reply to it making a mess.

momoese
09-23-2009, 02:39 PM
Once again...




If you're going to be mean about it I'll start a "post 3 words" thread. They are better anyway! :)

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:43 PM
Not being mean - you're just not following the rules which stated you were to edit your post if 2 post at the same time. All you need to worry about is that your two words makes sense with the previous two.


: )

momoese
09-23-2009, 02:44 PM
Then why the hell do people keep editing their posts long after they have been replied too?

And btw, following the rules has nothing to do with your english class grades.

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:49 PM
All you need to do is go back and edit so we can carry on with the story. Stop worrying about what others are doing - just what you are doing. Right now, you are the one holding up the story.

It seems sometimes people don't post appropriate words that make sense with the previous two. The story needs to flow, so take the time to read the sentence again before posting - and edit if you posted at the same time as someone else.

The 60% grades comment is just a wise-crack. Lighten up - and go edit so we can carry on...


: )

momoese
09-23-2009, 02:52 PM
HBL, I've played this game on numerous websites in the forms of one, two and three word posts and every single one has ended up using quotes to keep things straight. It's just easier than constantly reminding people of a rule they are never going to read on the first page of the thread.

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:55 PM
I stroked..."Long One" - is where we left off...




What's next?

Taylor
09-23-2009, 03:02 PM
while transplanting

Bob
09-23-2009, 03:06 PM
gros michel

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 03:08 PM
into a

Bob
09-23-2009, 03:09 PM
wine barrel

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 03:10 PM
half filled

browndrake
09-23-2009, 03:15 PM
with scorpions

justjoan
09-23-2009, 03:17 PM
uff dah!

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 03:39 PM
Just then

saltydad
09-23-2009, 04:04 PM
Han Solo

Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 04:06 PM
came and

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 04:16 PM
went, but

Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
forgot to

conejov
09-23-2009, 04:25 PM
Eat a

Eric
09-23-2009, 04:30 PM
purple flamingo

Bob
09-23-2009, 04:32 PM
so instead

Eric
09-23-2009, 04:33 PM
grabbed hold

Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 04:36 PM
of some

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 04:37 PM
marshmallows, and

Eric
09-23-2009, 04:47 PM
poked them

Blake09
09-23-2009, 04:52 PM
with a

Eric
09-23-2009, 04:53 PM
big fat

Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 05:15 PM
hollow stick.

Eric
09-23-2009, 05:17 PM
But the

saltydad
09-23-2009, 05:28 PM
beautiful blonde

momoese
09-23-2009, 05:31 PM
was 59%

Eric
09-23-2009, 05:40 PM
hydrogen peroxide

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 05:55 PM
and 41%

Eric
09-23-2009, 06:05 PM
Kentucky Bourbon!

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 06:07 PM
It was

Eric
09-23-2009, 06:20 PM
about two

conejov
09-23-2009, 06:25 PM
When She

browndrake
09-23-2009, 06:30 PM
realized that

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 06:37 PM
that she

Eric
09-23-2009, 06:41 PM
had freckles

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 06:43 PM
all over

momoese
09-23-2009, 06:54 PM
her brain.

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 06:56 PM
An idiot

Blake09
09-23-2009, 07:00 PM
with bananas

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 07:01 PM
is like

browndrake
09-23-2009, 07:02 PM
a badger

Taylor
09-23-2009, 07:46 PM
without peppers.

Eric
09-23-2009, 07:48 PM
Very strange

Taylor
09-23-2009, 07:49 PM
sounds echoed

Patty in Wisc
09-23-2009, 08:26 PM
under me


you guys are cracking me up

browndrake
09-23-2009, 08:32 PM
and smelly

Taylor
09-23-2009, 08:36 PM
breath arose.

momoese
09-23-2009, 08:37 PM
And her

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 09:08 PM
telling sign

Taylor
09-23-2009, 09:45 PM
signaled telepathy

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 09:49 PM
, but she

Taylor
09-23-2009, 09:51 PM
was too

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 09:53 PM
happy and

Taylor
09-23-2009, 09:55 PM
go lucky.

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 09:57 PM
All along

Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:00 PM
, she knew

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:01 PM
how much

Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:05 PM
bananas cost,

island cassie
09-23-2009, 10:09 PM
but couldn't

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:14 PM
quite grasp

Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:18 PM
the thought

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:25 PM
of spending

Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:27 PM
her 2¢

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:29 PM
at a

Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:31 PM
sufficiently unacceptable

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:33 PM
museum of

browndrake
09-23-2009, 10:52 PM
classic plantains

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:54 PM
and chestnuts.

Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:54 PM
Nut allergies

Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 11:04 PM
can hinder

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:05 PM
a good

Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:09 PM
night's rest,

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:10 PM
and make

Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:16 PM
your skin

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:17 PM
peel, leaving

browndrake
09-23-2009, 11:18 PM
horrific scars

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:20 PM
shaped like

browndrake
09-23-2009, 11:24 PM
bunches of

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:25 PM
pot pourri.

Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:27 PM
The most

Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 11:30 PM
outrageous thing

browndrake
09-23-2009, 11:31 PM
I've ever

Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:32 PM
grown was

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:34 PM
illegal in

Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:36 PM
America, but

The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:37 PM
not in

Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:38 PM
my backyard.