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The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:01 PM
Hello, Banana Buddies:
Got this idea from another gardening forum and couldn't believe how many people joined the thread. It was huge, and took off like wildfire.
The way to play, is we are going to make up a story, but you can only contribute two words at a time - no exceptions! You cannot post two times in a row - just once.
If you find that someone is posting at the exact time you are, and their post makes it before yours does, then you must go back and edit your two words, so the story will continue to make sense.
A lot of humor and whacky ideas came out in the other gardening forum's story, and just thought it might be fun here too. Let's see...
You can use any two words you want, but please refrain from foul language (yeah right!)!!! This story can twist and turn and go to many different places. I think it will be quite comical.
Please allow me to begin our story with my two word contribution first, and then we'll see who's next...
Once upon
: )
lorax
09-22-2009, 01:19 PM
a ship
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:29 PM
there was
browndrake
09-22-2009, 01:30 PM
a beautiful
lorax
09-22-2009, 01:31 PM
barnacle crust
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:32 PM
that seemed
Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 01:33 PM
too crusty
lorax
09-22-2009, 01:33 PM
to be
Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 01:34 PM
a living
lorax
09-22-2009, 01:41 PM
being. But
CValentine
09-22-2009, 01:43 PM
it had
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:45 PM
a strange
Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 01:46 PM
black tail.
CValentine
09-22-2009, 01:47 PM
that wiggled.
browndrake
09-22-2009, 01:47 PM
There also,
Dalmatiansoap
09-22-2009, 01:50 PM
was a
Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 01:51 PM
big fly
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 01:53 PM
swarming around
Dalmatiansoap
09-22-2009, 01:53 PM
with green
Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 01:54 PM
unripe banana.
justjoan
09-22-2009, 02:09 PM
attached to
browndrake
09-22-2009, 02:12 PM
a long
Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 02:12 PM
magical, yet
justjoan
09-22-2009, 02:14 PM
almost perfect
justjoan
09-22-2009, 02:48 PM
engraved with
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 02:54 PM
Bob's name!
browndrake
09-22-2009, 02:54 PM
with golden
justjoan
09-22-2009, 02:56 PM
Banana blossoms.
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 03:05 PM
announced that
Dalmatiansoap
09-22-2009, 03:15 PM
isnt fat
Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 03:16 PM
yet found
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 03:19 PM
sluggish and
justjoan
09-22-2009, 03:22 PM
sea sick.
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 03:23 PM
Mostly now
Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 03:27 PM
blew chunks
justjoan
09-22-2009, 03:27 PM
says, Polly
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 03:34 PM
Cornbeggar to
Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 03:52 PM
who was
Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 04:11 PM
searching for
CValentine
09-22-2009, 04:14 PM
The Odyssey.
Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 04:21 PM
Indeed she
Jananas Bananas
09-22-2009, 04:24 PM
was wondering
Blake09
09-22-2009, 04:32 PM
about bananas
conejov
09-22-2009, 04:49 PM
It Smelled
Blake09
09-22-2009, 04:54 PM
like pigs.
:D
Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 05:05 PM
Hollyberry lady
browndrake
09-22-2009, 05:12 PM
was really
conejov
09-22-2009, 05:16 PM
For Midgets
heynow
09-22-2009, 05:20 PM
beside herself
Jack Daw
09-22-2009, 05:24 PM
and her
conejov
09-22-2009, 05:49 PM
Bacon Locks
heynow
09-22-2009, 06:10 PM
The Parrot
browndrake
09-22-2009, 06:18 PM
squawked seductively
momoese
09-22-2009, 06:20 PM
........more bacon
conejov
09-22-2009, 06:22 PM
And Then
momoese
09-22-2009, 06:23 PM
was cooked
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 07:14 PM
:ha: over medium
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/s1457236633_34572_2773-4.jpg
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 07:22 PM
wearing clogs!
browndrake
09-22-2009, 07:23 PM
They eyed
heynow
09-22-2009, 07:24 PM
though superstition
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 07:37 PM
An exclamation point indicates end of sentence. Edit Accordingly, Browndrake...
: )
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 07:57 PM
Alright, what the heck's going on here? As the starter of this thread I must interject - now you've made me double post!
: O
What you guys wrote after I ended the sentence, with 'wearing clogs! doesn't make any sense at all!!! Where's the capital letter to indicate a new sentence? Do I need to give out English lessons in this thread now too?!!!
Now, now, I know you're thinking...
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/smiley_finger-2.jpg
Right?
: )
Blake09
09-22-2009, 07:59 PM
lol HBL
hey that rimes ;)
:)
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So start over from wearing clogs??
Blake09
09-22-2009, 08:16 PM
as people
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 08:19 PM
tend to
(If you got below 60 in English class, please refrain from joining this thread!)
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/140101-1.jpg
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conejov
09-22-2009, 08:39 PM
eat slugs
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 08:51 PM
How the
[QUOTE=The Hollyberry Lady;(If you got below 60 in English class, please refrain from joining this thread!)
QUOTE]
uh oh!
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 08:57 PM
That's right, Bob...
(If you got below 60 in English class, please refrain from joining this thread!)
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/140101-1.jpg
: )
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 09:08 PM
Um...
"How the - Two words!" doesn't actually makes sense, Bob! You're right, you are a dumbass!!!
: P
momoese
09-22-2009, 09:34 PM
Ok HBL, now you have gone and done exactly what you said not to.
Bob said "not bugs" and you replied "How the"
Bob did not end the sentence, I see no period there. You on the other hand started a new sentence which means you now must scold yourself for your bad behavior!
I'll start fresh: HBL is
The Hollyberry Lady
09-22-2009, 10:00 PM
The person who ended the sentence with...
not bugs...on drugs, removed their post! They ended it with a period. They deleted their post after Bob's!
So there!
: P
Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 10:49 PM
I, Captain Chaos, did that on my own.
It just didn't sound right. Sorry, Mitchel.
Taylor
09-22-2009, 11:27 PM
An iceberg
Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 11:40 PM
in Utah
Taylor
09-22-2009, 11:47 PM
had many
Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 11:49 PM
investments which
Taylor
09-22-2009, 11:52 PM
were unsuccessful.
Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 11:53 PM
Liquidation was
Taylor
09-22-2009, 11:56 PM
its only
browndrake
09-22-2009, 11:56 PM
I was offline when my lack of capitalization showed the real power of the pen.
................................................................ .................
hope of
Lagniappe
09-22-2009, 11:59 PM
being just
Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:02 AM
a puddle.
Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:04 AM
An ape
Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:06 AM
wandered into
browndrake
09-23-2009, 12:07 AM
Los Angeles
momoese
09-23-2009, 12:29 AM
, land of
Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:31 AM
Basjoo only.
Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:34 AM
Giant pandas
momoese
09-23-2009, 12:35 AM
but no
Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:47 AM
bamboo left!
Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:53 AM
Now we
Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:55 AM
must keep
Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:55 AM
them away
Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:57 AM
from the
Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:58 AM
organic garden
Taylor
09-23-2009, 12:58 AM
lest the
Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 12:59 AM
ape attacks!
Blake09
09-23-2009, 05:42 AM
We are
justjoan
09-23-2009, 07:28 AM
pickles, lettuce
conejov
09-23-2009, 08:30 AM
rat cheese
momoese
09-23-2009, 08:31 AM
with a
justjoan
09-23-2009, 08:32 AM
sesame bun!
magicgreen
09-23-2009, 09:10 AM
Now Iam................
justjoan
09-23-2009, 09:12 AM
wondering why
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:12 AM
people who
justjoan
09-23-2009, 10:13 AM
live in
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:16 AM
grass shacks
Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 10:32 AM
smell bad
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:34 AM
and don't
justjoan
09-23-2009, 10:39 AM
drink wine!
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:41 AM
:ha:
Another thought;
justjoan
09-23-2009, 10:50 AM
how do
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:54 AM
you know
justjoan
09-23-2009, 12:36 PM
when this
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 12:56 PM
hemorrhoid flares
Taylor
09-23-2009, 01:39 PM
up? Well...
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 01:40 PM
it swells
Taylor
09-23-2009, 01:45 PM
and pleasurably
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 01:47 PM
rubs my
Blake09
09-23-2009, 01:53 PM
banana plant
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 01:54 PM
caressingly, and
Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 01:58 PM
as passionately
(can't believe I found this video, when I used google to test the spelling How To Kiss Someone Passionately (Love & Dating: Dating Humor) (http://www.videojug.com/film/how-to-kiss-someone-passionately) )
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 01:59 PM
as my
Taylor
09-23-2009, 02:02 PM
Mother does.
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:09 PM
:ha:
Often I
Taylor
09-23-2009, 02:15 PM
visit Margaritaville,
conejov
09-23-2009, 02:17 PM
wearing a
saltydad
09-23-2009, 02:20 PM
sexy sarong
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:21 PM
wrapped around
saltydad
09-23-2009, 02:22 PM
my warm
Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 02:24 PM
, attracative, feminine
(I like where this is going :D )
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:25 PM
snake named
momoese
09-23-2009, 02:28 PM
snake named
Long One.
saltydad
09-23-2009, 02:30 PM
I stroked
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:31 PM
'Long One'
momoese
09-23-2009, 02:31 PM
I stroked
her, and
I think it works better if you quote who you are replying too otherwise you can get 2 posts at the same time, then you try to edit your post and someone has allready replied to yours.
saltydad
09-23-2009, 02:34 PM
Mitch....??
momoese
09-23-2009, 02:36 PM
Mitch....??
What?
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:37 PM
Once again...
(If you got below 60% in English class, please refrain from joining this thread!)
http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/140101-1.jpg
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momoese
09-23-2009, 02:38 PM
Mitch....??
What? HBL and I posted at the same time and I didn't want to edit mine because while editing someone could reply to it making a mess.
momoese
09-23-2009, 02:39 PM
Once again...
If you're going to be mean about it I'll start a "post 3 words" thread. They are better anyway! :)
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:43 PM
Not being mean - you're just not following the rules which stated you were to edit your post if 2 post at the same time. All you need to worry about is that your two words makes sense with the previous two.
: )
momoese
09-23-2009, 02:44 PM
Then why the hell do people keep editing their posts long after they have been replied too?
And btw, following the rules has nothing to do with your english class grades.
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:49 PM
All you need to do is go back and edit so we can carry on with the story. Stop worrying about what others are doing - just what you are doing. Right now, you are the one holding up the story.
It seems sometimes people don't post appropriate words that make sense with the previous two. The story needs to flow, so take the time to read the sentence again before posting - and edit if you posted at the same time as someone else.
The 60% grades comment is just a wise-crack. Lighten up - and go edit so we can carry on...
: )
momoese
09-23-2009, 02:52 PM
HBL, I've played this game on numerous websites in the forms of one, two and three word posts and every single one has ended up using quotes to keep things straight. It's just easier than constantly reminding people of a rule they are never going to read on the first page of the thread.
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 02:55 PM
I stroked..."Long One" - is where we left off...
What's next?
Taylor
09-23-2009, 03:02 PM
while transplanting
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 03:08 PM
into a
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 03:10 PM
half filled
browndrake
09-23-2009, 03:15 PM
with scorpions
justjoan
09-23-2009, 03:17 PM
uff dah!
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 03:39 PM
Just then
saltydad
09-23-2009, 04:04 PM
Han Solo
Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 04:06 PM
came and
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 04:16 PM
went, but
Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 04:20 PM
forgot to
conejov
09-23-2009, 04:25 PM
Eat a
Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 04:36 PM
of some
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 04:37 PM
marshmallows, and
Blake09
09-23-2009, 04:52 PM
with a
Jack Daw
09-23-2009, 05:15 PM
hollow stick.
saltydad
09-23-2009, 05:28 PM
beautiful blonde
momoese
09-23-2009, 05:31 PM
was 59%
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 05:55 PM
and 41%
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 06:07 PM
It was
conejov
09-23-2009, 06:25 PM
When She
browndrake
09-23-2009, 06:30 PM
realized that
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 06:37 PM
that she
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 06:43 PM
all over
momoese
09-23-2009, 06:54 PM
her brain.
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 06:56 PM
An idiot
Blake09
09-23-2009, 07:00 PM
with bananas
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 07:01 PM
is like
browndrake
09-23-2009, 07:02 PM
a badger
Taylor
09-23-2009, 07:46 PM
without peppers.
Taylor
09-23-2009, 07:49 PM
sounds echoed
Patty in Wisc
09-23-2009, 08:26 PM
under me
you guys are cracking me up
browndrake
09-23-2009, 08:32 PM
and smelly
Taylor
09-23-2009, 08:36 PM
breath arose.
momoese
09-23-2009, 08:37 PM
And her
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 09:08 PM
telling sign
Taylor
09-23-2009, 09:45 PM
signaled telepathy
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 09:49 PM
, but she
Taylor
09-23-2009, 09:51 PM
was too
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 09:53 PM
happy and
Taylor
09-23-2009, 09:55 PM
go lucky.
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 09:57 PM
All along
Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:00 PM
, she knew
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:01 PM
how much
Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:05 PM
bananas cost,
island cassie
09-23-2009, 10:09 PM
but couldn't
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:14 PM
quite grasp
Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:18 PM
the thought
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:25 PM
of spending
Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:27 PM
her 2¢
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:29 PM
at a
Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:31 PM
sufficiently unacceptable
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:33 PM
museum of
browndrake
09-23-2009, 10:52 PM
classic plantains
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 10:54 PM
and chestnuts.
Taylor
09-23-2009, 10:54 PM
Nut allergies
Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 11:04 PM
can hinder
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:05 PM
a good
Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:09 PM
night's rest,
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:10 PM
and make
Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:16 PM
your skin
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:17 PM
peel, leaving
browndrake
09-23-2009, 11:18 PM
horrific scars
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:20 PM
shaped like
browndrake
09-23-2009, 11:24 PM
bunches of
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:25 PM
pot pourri.
Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:27 PM
The most
Lagniappe
09-23-2009, 11:30 PM
outrageous thing
browndrake
09-23-2009, 11:31 PM
I've ever
Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:32 PM
grown was
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:34 PM
illegal in
Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:36 PM
America, but
The Hollyberry Lady
09-23-2009, 11:37 PM
not in
Taylor
09-23-2009, 11:38 PM
my backyard.
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