A story of 2 words...

[The Hollyberry Lady]

:ha:


However, once

[Taylor]

I tried

[browndrake]

selling some

[Lagniappe]

on Ebay

[The Hollyberry Lady]

and got

[Taylor]

tons of

[The Hollyberry Lady]

cash, but

[Taylor]

quickly spent

[The Hollyberry Lady]

it on

[browndrake]

gros michels

[Lagniappe]

and sundries.

[The Hollyberry Lady]

I shouldn't

[Taylor]

obsess over

[The Hollyberry Lady]

masturbation and

[Taylor]

mastication because

[The Hollyberry Lady]

I can

[Taylor]

become blind

[The Hollyberry Lady]

and impotent!

[Taylor]

My favorite

[saltydad]

self pleasuring

[The Hollyberry Lady]

device is

[Lagniappe]

gas powered.

[Patty in Wisc]

Mike's banana

[The Hollyberry Lady]

is small

[browndrake]

and slimy

[Taylor]

, yet Patty

[saltydad]

was spellbound

[Taylor]

when he

[saltydad]

removed his

[The Hollyberry Lady]

trousers suddenly!

[browndrake]

Everybody was

[saltydad]

Phew. Getting hot in here!!

[The Hollyberry Lady]

shocked when

[saltydad]

out sprang

[Taylor]

female parts!

[saltydad]

His gynecologist

[Patty in Wisc]

cried out

[The Hollyberry Lady]

"This is

[Taylor]

the best

[ShearMe]

toga party

[Taylor]

ever! Lemme

[The Hollyberry Lady]

get some

[Taylor]

of THAT!"

[saltydad]

Meanwhile, the

[The Hollyberry Lady]

trousers were

[Lagniappe]

stolen from

[The Hollyberry Lady]

his arse



:ha:

[Taylor]

, which was

[The Hollyberry Lady]

scantily clad

[Taylor]

. The thief

[The Hollyberry Lady]

also took

[Taylor]

hygienic pads

[The Hollyberry Lady]

and lingerie

[Taylor]

found in

[The Hollyberry Lady]

in uncle

[Taylor]

and aunt's

[The Hollyberry Lady]

refridgerator! Even

[Taylor]

the government

[The Hollyberry Lady]

knows that

[Taylor]

his uncle

[The Hollyberry Lady]

Bob will

[Taylor]

have consensual

[The Hollyberry Lady]

lingerie modelling

[Taylor]

because we

[The Hollyberry Lady]

taught him

[Taylor]

to shake

[The Hollyberry Lady]

his stuff.

[Taylor]

Although tiresome,

[The Hollyberry Lady]

I rush

[browndrake]

like a

[Patty in Wisc]

Mike's banana

This is not making any sense LOL.
HBL, you repeated a word. Taylor said "found in" & you said "in uncle"....ooops.

[Eric]

and just

[justjoan]

hope that

[lorax]

nothing happens

[The Hollyberry Lady]

if I

[justjoan]

were King

[The Hollyberry Lady]

of a

[justjoan]

lego castle

[The Hollyberry Lady]

built by

[justjoan]

Donald Trump

[The Hollyberry Lady]

and his

[Jack Daw]

three elephants.

[The Hollyberry Lady]

Another question,

[saltydad]

does logic

[Blake09]

plant botany

[Eric]

blurry birds

[The Hollyberry Lady]

in the


(Let's try to make sense, shall we?)

[Patty in Wisc]

pants of

[The Hollyberry Lady]

a leprechaun?!!!

[Eric]

Yep, said

[The Hollyberry Lady]

Jack, "I

[Bob]

want pie

[The Hollyberry Lady]

that tastes

[Taylor]

like your

[Lagniappe]

gym socks.

[Eric]

But then

[Lagniappe]

Janet Reno

[browndrake]

quickly interrupted

[The Hollyberry Lady]

by farting

[Lagniappe]

an octave

[The Hollyberry Lady]

higher than

[Lagniappe]

bats hear.

[Bob]

Just then

[Taylor]

, a dingleberry

[Bob]

was dangling

[Taylor]

diligently between

[Bob]

flapping gaseous

[lorax]

pancakes, which

[Taylor]

were lubed

[Eric]

with licorice

[Lagniappe]

and thyme.

[lorax]

The pie

[Eric]

layered with

[The Hollyberry Lady]

toe jam

[lorax]

and lime

[Eric]

purple crabgrass

[lorax]

, and fresh

[Lagniappe]

, pine scented,

[Eric]

turtle red

[island cassie]

fluffy marshmallows

[island cassie]

reeking of

[Eric]

pink sardines

[Bob]

and stale

[Eric]

whiskey cakes

[Lagniappe]

that explode.

[Eric]

blue fish

[island cassie]

with eyes

[Lagniappe]

like Betty

[Bob]

Davis, or

[island cassie]

, George Clooney

[Bob]

Marty Feldman,

[island cassie]

all have

[The Hollyberry Lady]

noses like


(no double posting, cassie)

[Taylor]

Squidward Testicles.

[The Hollyberry Lady]

:ha:



When I

[Bob]

mist my

[The Hollyberry Lady]

plumeria branch

[Bob]

I sing

[The Hollyberry Lady]

"yellow submarine"

[Bob]

scaring neighbors

[Taylor]

into killing

[Lagniappe]

small animals.

[Taylor]

Being rednecks,

[Lagniappe]

they appreciate

[Taylor]

God's gift

[Lagniappe]

of chicken

[Lagniappe]

and tobacco.

[Taylor]

Smoked chicken

[magicgreen]

and pig,

[Lagniappe]

makes sausage.

[browndrake]

Just add

[Lagniappe]

beef tallow,

[browndrake]

and sweet

[Lagniappe]

sparrow feet

[browndrake]

dipped in

[Taylor]

BBQ sauce!

[browndrake]

What a

[Lagniappe]

lovely dish

[browndrake]

especially with

[Lagniappe]

beaks and

[browndrake]

toenails! If

[Lagniappe]

the janitor

[browndrake]

waxed the

[Lagniappe]

cooking utensils

[browndrake]

with horse

[Lagniappe]

hoof polish

[browndrake]

then we

[Lagniappe]

are certain

[browndrake]

the utensils

[Lagniappe]

were tainted

[Patty in Wisc]

The sandman

[browndrake]

sent me

[The Hollyberry Lady]

jello cubes

[lorax]

in a

[browndrake]

pillowcase. They

[The Hollyberry Lady]

were melted

[Jack Daw]

and fused.

[Patty in Wisc]

So I

[saltydad]

got high

[Jack Daw]

and fell

[saltydad]

through a

[Taylor]

black hole.

[mskitty38583]

so tell

[Jack Daw]

me, Holly,

[Blake09]

how do

[saltydad]

beautiful women

[Jack Daw]

start growing

[The Hollyberry Lady]

more attractive

[CValentine]

variegated bananas?

[Jack Daw]

They just

[The Hollyberry Lady]

ask Jack

[saltydad]

to help

[The Hollyberry Lady]

out with

[magicgreen]

growing the

[The Hollyberry Lady]

ant farm

[briancoconut]

Sun Shines

[Taylor]

through the

[mskitty38583]

banana leaves

[saltydad]

, the wind

[The Hollyberry Lady]

and the

[Eric]

rain come

[Jack Daw]

falling frost

[The Hollyberry Lady]

. I knew

[Eric]

it was

[The Hollyberry Lady]

a complete

[The Hollyberry Lady]

nowhere moron,





Browndrake, and others...


If you find that someone is posting at the exact time you are, and their post makes it before yours does, then you must go back and edit your two words, so the story will continue to make sense.



Thanks.


: )

[ShearMe]

so finally,

[Eric]

with no

[The Hollyberry Lady]

regrets or

[Eric]

obvious jestures

BYE

[The Hollyberry Lady]

, I decided

[CValentine]

to try

[mskitty38583]

my hand

[The Hollyberry Lady]

at Poker.

[CValentine]

Happiness ensued!

[The Hollyberry Lady]

I now

[conejov]

Like Tacos

[The Hollyberry Lady]

, but only

[CValentine]

if they

[browndrake]

are smothered

[CValentine]

in butter.

[The Hollyberry Lady]

People who

[browndrake]

grow organically

[The Hollyberry Lady]

reared mushrooms

[browndrake]

fertilizing with

[The Hollyberry Lady]

banana peels

[browndrake]

always feel

[The Hollyberry Lady]

like they

[ShearMe]

taste rather

[The Hollyberry Lady]

tough and

[Blake09]

chewy. One

[Lagniappe]

night after

[ShearMe]

a horde

[Lagniappe]

of armordillos

[bencelest]

started to

[Lagniappe]

root about

[CValentine]

looking for

[Lagniappe]

dinosaur eggs

[CValentine]

and ostrich

[Lagniappe]

beaks that

[CValentine]

need yellow

[Lagniappe]

duck sauce.

[CValentine]

So we

[browndrake]

ran after

[bencelest]

the tyrannosaurus

[browndrake]

but slipped

[bencelest]

into a

[browndrake]

an endless

[The Hollyberry Lady]

chase that

[CValentine]

managed to