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ilmr
09-18-2009, 05:13 AM
Banana sex cult leader hunted by police in Papua New Guinea - Telegraph (http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/howaboutthat/6194175/Banana-sex-cult-leader-hunted-by-police-in-Papua-New-Guinea.html)

OK.

:0519:

justjoan
09-18-2009, 07:11 AM
Just when you think you have heard it all..........:ha:

guerich
09-18-2009, 08:57 AM
:woohoonaner::woohoonaner::woohoonaner:Nice story.

Jack Daw
09-18-2009, 11:00 AM
Yes, I can imagine the cult leader also telling them that their banana will be twice/three times as big, when they have sex in public. And he wouldn't even be lying. :ha:

Eric
09-18-2009, 12:44 PM
Amazing what people will do to grow bigger nanners! :ha: :ha: :ha: :ha: But I guess they would grow bigger if ya peeled them first LOL :ha: :ha: !!!!!!

lorax
09-18-2009, 01:20 PM
The world doesn't get less strange on a daily basis, does it?

saltydad
09-18-2009, 02:40 PM
Yes, I can imagine the cult leader also telling them that their banana will be twice/three times as big, when they have sex in public. And he wouldn't even be lying. :ha:

LOL. Before reading the article I assumed they were using bananas in their sexual practices!

Patty in Wisc
09-18-2009, 02:54 PM
I'm surprised he got followers who believed this....or, maybe they were just looking for an excuse to have sex in public LOL

LilRaverBoi
09-18-2009, 03:08 PM
Really? Banana harvests increase when you have sex in public??? *goes to have sex outside* LOL.

LOL. Before reading the article I assumed they were using bananas in their sexual practices!

LMFAO...me too!!

Bob
09-18-2009, 04:03 PM
Nothing like the great outdoors!....................if that's all it takes !....... "Honeeeeeey ....would you mind helping me out with something...............it's been scientifically proven that...................:woohoonaner:"

Eric
09-18-2009, 04:15 PM
Okay guys :), this is Super!! But we can't call it the "Banana Sex Cult" since that's already been taken. Open for any suggestions for a name (oh, and the new uses for the nanners)!!
:nanerwizard: No wonder they're so happy!! :nanerwizard:

CValentine
09-18-2009, 05:13 PM
It doesn't work for my nanners.
(Well, the DO & DN are doing REALLY good...) :ha:
I have the bananas out by the pool...
:shareluvnana::bananas_j:nanablowskisses:
...Maybe it's 'cause they're watching....

:jumpingonbednaner::eek: ~Cheryl

Eric
09-18-2009, 05:22 PM
Oops! Hi Cheryl :o,
Glad your nanners are safe from that horrible cult! Glad ya got a great new Gran Nain, too :) !! It's twice as big as my GN, already, and I've been growing mine all summer!
Oh, disregard my last post, below. Just being silly.

SoBe Musa
09-18-2009, 06:12 PM
Some story ….live to believe…

The Hollyberry Lady
09-18-2009, 11:37 PM
A bunch of ridiculous morons - the followers even more so!


WOW!!!


: O

Simply Bananas
09-19-2009, 03:28 AM
So its merely a coincidence that Musa ingens grows in Papua, New Guinea?

Eric
09-19-2009, 09:26 AM
A bunch of ridiculous morons - the followers even more so!

WOW!!!
: O

They're like something out of a comic book :ha: :ha: !! If ya wanna know how dumb people can be, just watch, the Banana Sex Cult will show ya :ha: :ha: !!
If they do catch them, they should be convicted of Intentional Brainlessness!

The Hollyberry Lady
09-19-2009, 04:46 PM
:ha: No sh*t, Eric - couldn't have said it better myself.


: )

Bob
09-19-2009, 05:45 PM
They're like something out of a comic book :ha: :ha: !! If ya wanna know how dumb people can be, just watch, the Banana Sex Cult will show ya :ha: :ha: !!
If they do catch them, they should be convicted of Intentional Brainlessness!

:ha: No sh*t, Eric - couldn't have said it better myself.


: )

Can't we at least give this some consideration before rushing to call them crazy?:ha::ha::ha:.........................:woohoonaner:

LilRaverBoi
09-19-2009, 06:13 PM
Can't we at least give this some consideration before rushing to call them crazy?:ha::ha::ha:.........................:woohoonaner:

LMFAO! :ha::ha::ha: AGREED! *goes outside naked again* Wonder if it works for 'single player games' too?? LOL.

Bob
09-19-2009, 06:37 PM
LMFAO! :ha::ha::ha: AGREED! *goes outside naked again* Wonder if it works for 'single player games' too?? LOL.

Don't think that's quite the intent Bryan........You could of course try praying to the Hawaiian god of fertility:"Kumonuonaleia'. It might not help but couldn't hurt.:ha:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-19-2009, 07:43 PM
Yeah, I think tonight I will eat an ice cream cone, right after I count to a million - I heard it makes tomato plants produce a larger yield!


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/1157-3.gif


If you want a bumper crop of peppers though, you must eat two ice cream cones, right after you count to a million, backwards!


Who would like to begin the count?...



I bet I will have some followers, before this page ends...






http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/115087-2.gif


: )

Eric
09-19-2009, 08:57 PM
I worked so hard to come up with a Fantastic comeback, unfortunately, I was LM*AO so hard I fell out of my chair & now I'm out cold :(.

Ps. Dont stop now!! I dont mind falling outa my chair twice :) !!

Bob
09-19-2009, 10:48 PM
Double chocolate fudge dipped in chocolate..............1,000,000.....999,999.....999,998........ .:waving:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-19-2009, 11:29 PM
Shoot - I forgot the most important part!!!


: O


You must be naked, wearing nothing but a metallic silver cape! The whole thing voids out if the cape is not worn, and you must begin the count again from zero. Begin again Bob, and show us proof that you are wearing the cape...



If you want a massive crop of brocolli...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/1167-4.gif



you must jog around the block three times in women's lingerie, with a garlic necklace around your neck, pluck three pubic hairs from a chicken, and then wash out your toilet with pure black strap molasses - while simultaneously urinating into a ketchup bottle (must be heinz - not no-name), and then caw like a crow 6 times!


Now go look at your broccoli and tell me what you see...



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/8900892914df8f43bd89d6710b25f790-1.jpg



: )

Bob
09-20-2009, 07:38 AM
Sorry the chicken just doesn't want to cooperate.....guess it's going to be a bad broccoli year. I'm kind of digging the silver cape though...what the neighbors must think:2140:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-20-2009, 08:13 AM
I knew you would be a follower, for sure Bob. Feels good to be a minority, huh?...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/nic36_558.gif


: )

Jack Daw
09-20-2009, 08:31 AM
I still keep wondering, where you found those images and smilies, Holly. :ha:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-20-2009, 09:06 AM
Bored one night Jack - found them off the internet.


Yes, I enjoy them too, and people always ask me where I get them - even send me pm's about them.


: )

Bob
09-20-2009, 10:35 AM
I knew you would be a follower, for sure Bob. Feels good to be a minority, huh?...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/nic36_558.gif


: )
Yup you're a charmer all right!!!!! :waving:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-20-2009, 10:54 AM
I thought you might be missing my insults and were due for a good one. Glad you liked it.


: )

Jack Daw
09-20-2009, 01:14 PM
Bored one night Jack - found them off the internet.


Yes, I enjoy them too, and people always ask me where I get them - even send me pm's about them.


: )
Internet is a vast desert of information, which oasis specifically? :ha:

planetrj
09-20-2009, 02:00 PM
LMFAO...me too!!
LOL@LRB! :ha::ha::ha::ha:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-20-2009, 03:32 PM
Certainly if I remembered where Jack, I would have told you, but I was just bored one night and couldn't even begin to tell you specifically where I found them - sorry.


: (

Eric
09-20-2009, 07:02 PM
Found a Great one of a Banana exposing himself.... If anyone's interested :) !!

The Hollyberry Lady
09-20-2009, 07:07 PM
I just wanna see it - where is it?...


Jack - I think I typed 'gardening avatars' in the google search window and then I proceeded to go through hundreds of them, to get the ones I wanted.


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2985-4.gif

Eric
09-20-2009, 07:28 PM
I just wanna see it - where is it?...

Dont remember where I got it but will add it to this post just as soon as I find the photo in my files.... It's a sketch/painting cartoon thing.

Banana Flasher:
The banana flasher The Gender Blender Blog (http://thegenderblenderblog.wordpress.com/2009/04/06/the-banana-flasher/)
BYE