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BadPun
08-08-2009, 12:07 AM
YouTube - Plant a Banana Tree (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sNOi4wQwQ_I)

How to plant a Banana Tree by TyTyGa... just add silica gel :02:

This one's due for a sticky ROFL...:lurk:

Reminds me of the video that Will Ferrel and John C. Reilly made in Step Brothers:rollerbananadone:

Patty in Wisc
08-08-2009, 12:33 AM
That is so funny :) Nice to get 9 leaves in 1 month after transplant shock LOL. I s'pose it flowered & the nana got ripe 60 days later!

sunfish
08-08-2009, 12:35 AM
The very tall Brazilian Dwarf Banana tree will block third story windows to protect your privacy and will easily reduce noise problems.TyTy's Dwarf Brazilian

Jack Daw
08-08-2009, 03:32 AM
Don't I know this employee from somewhere? Yes, the previous video.
Well, the list of details my eye caught:
- I expected a longer plant when I saw the package, but it's a feild grown banana alright
- he probably didn't see the label on silicagel package saying: "Burns skin, dangerous for living tissue, dangerous..."
- 9 leaves and 60cm of pseudostem in about 30 days :goteam:

adrift
08-08-2009, 08:01 AM
Am I the only one who found the music a bit scary?

Sad part is everyone who watches this and doesn't get that kind of growth is going to think, "I guess I just don't have a green thumb."

Richard
08-08-2009, 09:57 AM
Sad part is everyone who watches this and doesn't get that kind of growth is going to think, "I guess I just don't have a green thumb."

Exactly.

Worm_Farmer
08-08-2009, 10:31 AM
Like the sound track, but that looked like stright Sand / Clay. They did not add any compost, Manure, or fertilize from what I could see. But I know they had to really boost it for the sake of the video.

kaczercat
08-08-2009, 12:50 PM
Thanks Andy for that video i enjoyed it.

alexizhere19
08-08-2009, 08:46 PM
How in the world are these people still selling people crap after misleading, mislabeling and flat out showing complete idiocy toward all flora.

alex

Bob
08-08-2009, 09:07 PM
That is so funny :) Nice to get 9 leaves in 1 month after transplant shock LOL. I s'pose it flowered & the nana got ripe 60 days later!

and did you notice all the pups at the end? My favorite part(s) were the guy lifting a heavy watering can to water the top leaf and the confused look when he opened the box.

alexizhere19
08-08-2009, 09:12 PM
I bet that plant was one that was returned.

alex

buzzwinder
08-08-2009, 11:40 PM
Aw come on, the graphics at the begining were pretty cool with wind exposing the TY TY logo under the sand :ha:

Magilla Gorilla
08-09-2009, 02:31 AM
I bet that plant was one that was returned.

alex

Harvey, they didn't pack the box like you :) ! Do they charge extra for a box that is four times the size of the plant? That was a nice store bought banana he was eating.

buffy
08-09-2009, 09:30 PM
Whoever runs that place is simply a morally vacant human-being. What a sad pathetic group.

ArchAngeL01
08-10-2009, 12:05 AM
That music was annoying-and how stupid was that watering,watering the top leaf what the heck?,o and that banana from wal-mart,should have ben duct-taped to the tree! that way we could see him picking a banana and harvesting in a matter of weeks! o and yes i thought it was gonna be this big p-stem but when he pulled it out it was this little croaked baby,LOLZ

conejov
08-10-2009, 04:12 AM
funny how none of the background bushes grew in the "30 days"

damaclese
08-10-2009, 06:58 AM
Well at least Ty Ty has given up on the scantly clad Male Models posing in ridicules shots in front of Banana trees .i cant tell you how many threads we have devoted to this schlock nursery Ty TY and i know you read the Org try selling plants instead of duping people you make a hole lot more money

iv said it before and all say it again sooner or later some one will Sue them out of business for making false claims

justjoan
08-10-2009, 07:27 AM
Uff Dah!!!!!

ewitte
08-10-2009, 08:19 AM
- he probably didn't see the label on silicagel package saying: "Burns skin, dangerous for living tissue, dangerous..."

There are warning labels on everything. I touched the gel that came with my blueberries and didn't even feel the slightest tingle.

LilRaverBoi
08-11-2009, 05:11 PM
WOW.......just wow. Are we supposed to honestly believe it grew that much in a month? YEAH ****ING RIGHT! LOL. And I like that he waters all the leaves of the plant...that must be the secret....and all this time I've been watering the roots! I feel so stupid now! :ha: And that soil looks so disgustingly poor...maybe it's just that I'm from Iowa where our soil is DARK black, but it looks like he's planting in pure sand! And I'm also really surprised that he wasn't wearing a yellow speedo with scandalous zoom-shots of his junk juxtaposed behind bananas LOL :ha:
http://www.tytyga.com/product/image1/589/1.jpg?1219497033

I think I lost even more respect for their website (if there was any left LOL). I will say one thing....the softcore porn on their website does kinda turn me on LMFAO :ha::ha::ha:

PS...love the fact that that one plant turned into like 30 by the time he harvested!

Thanks for the good chuckle, Andy!

Jack Daw
08-11-2009, 05:18 PM
There are warning labels on everything. I touched the gel that came with my blueberries and didn't even feel the slightest tingle.
My classmate touched the silicagel in chemistry lab and got a bad allergic reaction, it took him 1 month to recover. :lurk:

http://www.tytyga.com/product/image1/589/1.jpg?1219497033That's some damn bad curviture on hi pe...
whoa, why did I get that feeling? :D :ha:

OrganicBananac
08-11-2009, 05:44 PM
I enjoyed the 20 seconds of opening a box, that was my FAVORITE part. ;)