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Patty in Wisc
12-23-2008, 01:14 AM
Christmas Tequila Cookies:
1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
First, taste the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas.
Chironex
12-23-2008, 01:16 AM
I jush madea bash fo em.
Patty in Wisc
12-23-2008, 01:27 AM
Bingle Jells :ha:
I like the way you cook Patty!!! Keep the recipes coming.
momoese
12-23-2008, 01:05 PM
How's your head feeling today?
Patty in Wisc
12-23-2008, 03:36 PM
Head's OK, you should see the kitchen!
island cassie
01-07-2009, 08:51 PM
Great recipe Patty - I will add it to my margarita ice cream recipe!! As we kill off the weak braincells we keep getting smarter and smarter - right?
Patty in Wisc
01-07-2009, 10:33 PM
LOL Cassie, I must be a genius!
The recipe looks legitimate but I love the directions -- still gotta laugh.
I just got a email that says:
Alcohol does not make you FAT. It makes you LEAN...
against tables, chairs, walls, floors & ugly people. :ha::ha::ha::ha:
:bananas_b
island cassie
02-20-2009, 09:35 PM
Haha Patty! Sorry for the slow response. That explains why I keep finding myself leaning against strange people/items - I thought it was the rotation of the earth!!
Patty in Wisc
12-05-2009, 03:03 PM
bump
1 year later - still funny.
What a year it's been around here since then!
Dalmatiansoap
12-05-2009, 03:24 PM
What a year it's been around here since then!
Yeap, some of us have even found free heat sources.
:woohoonaner:
Yeap, some of us have even found free heat sources.
:woohoonaner:
Oh you're a riot! (Ante told me in PM I should go sleep with my bananas in the front porch for free heat, my temp is 103*)
Dalmatiansoap
12-05-2009, 03:31 PM
Im just angry how didnt I get to that earlyer! I have four familly members and with propper shifts....:ha::ha::ha:
Damn, my plants might gets the roof till now:ha:
:woohoonaner:
Abnshrek
12-05-2009, 10:25 PM
To funny I knew My former fellow Cheeseheads are lushes especially when its cold.. When its Cold is when most ladies end up knocked up too.. People like to drink, eat and stay warm :^)
Great Recipe by the way
Patty in Wisc
12-05-2009, 11:50 PM
To funny I knew My former fellow Cheeseheads are lushes especially when its cold.. When its Cold is when most ladies end up knocked up too.. People like to drink, eat and stay warm :^)
Great Recipe by the way
Now wait a minute! You are under attack now buddy.
1. This recipe is good for anywhere in the world - not just WI!!!
2. We don't drink any more in winter VS summer!!!
3. I would think that summer heat & ladies in bikinis would get
them "knocked up" moreso than ladies bundled in fur coats!!!
4. The recipe... uh, don't know if it's "great" but directions are funny!!!
..Don't make my funny post ugly OK? And, I'm not a lush.
cherokee_greg
12-06-2009, 01:34 AM
[I]m sorry but the thought made me sick the one and only time I ever drank takillya was a bad nightmare I got sicker than any thing. It was bad I was crawling on the floor I said never again and I never drank takillya again. But the recipe was funny thanks
..Don't make my funny post ugly OK? And, I'm not a lush.
Easy Patty.......Dr. Bobs reccomendation: Have a cookie, a couple of hot toddies and call me in the morning;).....:waving:
Abnshrek
12-06-2009, 11:30 AM
You know what Patty your right that was definately to broad a generalization.. and wasn't meant to be taken personally :^)
Patty in Wisc
12-06-2009, 02:08 PM
I'm eating a cookie & hot cocoa.....with my long undies on :):)
supermario
12-09-2009, 03:18 PM
Christmas Tequila Cookies:
1 cup dark brown sugar
1 cup (two sticks) butter
1 cup granulated sugar
4 large eggs
2 cups dried fruit (dried cranberries or raisins)
1 teaspoon baking soda
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon fresh lemon juice
1 cup coarsely chopped walnuts or pecans
2 cups all purpose flour
1 bottle Jose Cuervo Tequila (silver or gold, as desired)
First, taste the Cuervo to check quality.
Take a large bowl. Check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality. Pour another 4 ounces in a measuring cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of the butter in a large fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon sugar. Beat again.
At this point, it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still OK. Try another 4 ounces, just in case. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break two leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the cup of dried fruit, picking the frigging fruit off the floor. Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaterers, just pry it loose with a screwdriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity.
Next, sift 2 cups of salt or something.
Check the Jose Cuervo.
Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts.
Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner.
Finally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Cose Juervo and make sure to put the stove in the dishwasher.
Cherry Mistmas.
LOL! I think this belongs in the Dumb Jokes thread. Great!
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