View Full Version : Wife says "NO MORE BANANAS"!!
yellowfin
04-28-2016, 12:35 PM
Unfortunately for her, my giant mekongs just arrived. I think I will just tell her they are pups from the basjoo that just popped up. As coach Kline says "what mama don't know won't hurt her"
Nate74
04-28-2016, 02:08 PM
Mine said the same thing............12 plants ago ;)
Botanical_Bryce
04-28-2016, 02:21 PM
My wife said no more pet snake. Sneak here sneak there she hardly noticed.
Sometimes it's good being single...
robguz24
04-28-2016, 04:11 PM
Grounds for divorce in most states I'm sure.
Kevin2685
04-28-2016, 06:38 PM
I'm still trying to figure out if she has a point when enough is enough for her lol. I think I'm lucky and she doesn't care. I figured 3 rooms full of stuff being overwintered inside would have but nope not yet she says she likes the jungle. Even after I hooked up my grow lights she said I love the lights it's like having sunlight inside and wants couple more. Think she is as crazy as me I guess :)
Then no more wife!!! Problem solved. A bit costly though...
Sometimes it's good being single...
You got that right!
Alastria
04-28-2016, 08:21 PM
I'm lucky, my husband is getting as obsessed as I am. :ha: One variety turned into three varieties, then that somehow turned into... uh... 12. We're stopping there for now but he knows full well that we'll end up with more eventually, and he's cool with that.
Snarkie
05-21-2016, 07:59 AM
Unfortunately for her, my giant mekongs just arrived. I think I will just tell her they are pups from the basjoo that just popped up. As coach Kline says "what mama don't know won't hurt her"I used to do the same thing with my ex wife regarding guns. I had so many that when I bought a new one, she'd say, "I haven't seen that one before." I'd just tell her she must have overlooked it. :2723:
Snarkie
05-21-2016, 08:02 AM
Then no more wife!!! Problem solved. A bit costly though...JP-
You must be going about it the wrong way. I downloaded all the paperwork off the Internet, filed it, my wife was served, and it only cost me $78. :goteam:
JP-
You must be going about it the wrong way. I downloaded all the paperwork off the Internet, filed it, my wife was served, and it only cost me $78. :goteam:
Sometimes you have to choose between kids and cash. I chose kids. You can't have it all... I don't consider that I'm the loser here, on the contrary. And I can have as many nanners as I want!!! Just got 4 this week. 2 Namwahs, 1 Ice Cream and 1 Mysore.
abjones116
05-21-2016, 12:35 PM
I bought her a bigger house for my bananas!
Snarkie
05-21-2016, 02:44 PM
Sometimes you have to choose between kids and cash. I chose kids. You can't have it all... I don't consider that I'm the loser here, on the contrary. And I can have as many nanners as I want!!! Just got 4 this week. 2 Namwahs, 1 Ice Cream and 1 Mysore.Yeah, if kids had been involved it would have been a different story. If there's kids, it HAS to go to court.
As long as you've got kids and nanners, what else could you want? I'm happy with this.
hdynad
06-19-2016, 04:57 PM
Now that i have now added bananas to my vast growing collection hubby has told all of our friends of FB as i post my pics that Ii have gone bananas.
The other day i was training a new agent, insurance not bananas lol and hubby called and as we were talking my new agent blurted out that i was pointing out all the homes that had bananas that we drove past and hubby replied do not let her bring home any more bananas.
The way i look at it if he can keep adding more tools, i can have more bananas!
happy planting to all,
Darla
Tools vs bananas vs kitchen gadgets? When you're single, you can collect them all with wild abandonment. Many times it's good being single...;)
Snarkie
06-19-2016, 05:31 PM
Now that i have now added bananas to my vast growing collection hubby has told all of our friends of FB as i post my pics that Ii have gone bananas.
The other day i was training a new agent, insurance not bananas lol and hubby called and as we were talking my new agent blurted out that i was pointing out all the homes that had bananas that we drove past and hubby replied do not let her bring home any more bananas.
The way i look at it if he can keep adding more tools, i can have more bananas!
happy planting to all,
DarlaI do the same thing with dawn redwoods, Darla. Don't worry about it.
This forum should offer dating services. It would take care of the problem! Lol!
hdynad
06-19-2016, 06:32 PM
I do the same thing with dawn redwoods, Darla. Don't worry about it.
Lol Doug your too funny, you know I tell him it could be worse at least it's not another stray dog or cat to foster!
We are pet poor, kid & grand kid poor and plant poor, it's all part of my family and I love family!
Happy growing to all,
Darla
sputinc7
06-20-2016, 10:33 PM
This forum should offer dating services. It would take care of the problem! Lol!
Imagine the jungle resulting from that pairing... :D
Snarkie
06-21-2016, 05:32 AM
Imagine the jungle resulting from that pairing... :D:shareluvnana::bananas_j:raftingnaner::volleyballnaner:
It would be awesome!!! We'd build a machine that changes climate and nanners would take over the world!
Snarkie
06-21-2016, 06:51 AM
It would be awesome!!! We'd build a machine that changes climate and nanners would take over the world!That could be dangerous. Imagine a banana warlord... :2723:
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