bananimal
01-18-2015, 07:22 AM
The Pearly Gates
Saint Peter
is sitting at the Gates when two guys from Ferguson arrive wearing dark
hoodies, and sagging pants.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here, I'll
be right back."
St. Peter goes over to
God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have
to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are
loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and
lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone."
"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly
Gates
Saint Peter
is sitting at the Gates when two guys from Ferguson arrive wearing dark
hoodies, and sagging pants.
St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said, "Wait here, I'll
be right back."
St. Peter goes over to
God's chambers and tells him who is waiting for entrance.
God says to Peter: "How many times do I have
to tell you? You can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are
loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"
St. Peter goes back to the Pearly Gates, looks around, and
lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says, "Well, they're gone."
"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.
"No. The Pearly
Gates