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The Hollyberry Lady
09-26-2010, 08:54 AM
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Even though your Birthday isn't until tomorrow, (Monday, September 27th) I thought I'd start a thread early, to give members a chance to wish you a happy day...


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and beyond...





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I couldn't remember how old you were turning, or if you told me not to tell anyone, but don't worry, you know I'll be totally discreet...






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To lesson the blow, I'll just say...




Happy 20th Anniversary of your 30th Birthday! :ha:




Would it sound better if I said you were 'half a century' old, or 'five decades'?? http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo1.gif




http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/happybirthday12.jpg


Here are some cheering quotes & jokes to ponder on your special day...



1) "You are not 50, just $49.95, plus tax"

2) "Looking 50 is great...if you're sixty"!!!

3) Q)What kind of underpants does a 50-year-old wear? A) Well, Depends, I guess! :ha:

4) Q) What is the most common remark made by 50 year-olds when they enter antique stores? A) "I remember these"

5) "You know you are over hill when you and your teeth don't sleep together"!!!

6) "Fifty isn't old if you're a tree. Unfortunately though, you're not a tree"! http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo1.gif

7) "There are numerous advantages in being 50...just ask any 80-year-old"!

8) "Fifty isn't the end of the world, but you can see it from there"!

9) "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely"

10) Q) Why should 50 & 50+ year-old-people use valet parking? A) Valets don't forget where they park your car!





http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/flower_lol2.gif





"First you forget names,
then you forget faces,
then you forget to pull your zipper up,
then you forget to pull your zipper down"




Time to http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/happybirthday6.gif




Of course, it's all in good fun Bob...the truth is you look terrific for 50 and could easily pass for someone in their 30's! ;)



Hope you have a fabulous day.



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/happybirthday8.gif







Your friend always, http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/ICONATOR_4c9515d9f9c722cbe834bc8c87af5de8.gif



: )

Blake09
09-26-2010, 10:06 AM
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Well I surley cant top that.... but....



















HAPPY B-DAY Bob!!!!

:woohoonaner::woohoonaner::woohoonaner::woohoonaner:


:birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana: :birthdaynana: :birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana:

:bananas_b :nanadrink:










Hope you have an awsome one!!! :0517: :0519::drum: :08:


:nanerelectricguitar:rappinnana::discocrazed: :doggyandnaner: :bananajoy:

:2718::2718::2718::2718::2718::2718:















Have fun!!:jumpingonbednaner:


:nanerwizard:



:ukkibannana:







-Blake
:)





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Jack Daw
09-26-2010, 10:46 AM
What can I say, pal... Enjoy the round anniversary of your 30th birthday. ;)

And here's some 50 candles for you. Yes, there are 50 of them. :ha: Have a nice B-day.


http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3266/3304114764_f0802ff195.jpg?v=0



Sheesh, it doesn't say anything about your b-day on the main page... Holly?

The Hollyberry Lady
09-26-2010, 11:51 AM
My Birthday, Jack?




It's in late Winter, two days after Valentine's Day, and I'll be turning 29...




again! http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo1.gif





By the way Bob, here's some flowers from my garden for your birthday...



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/DSCI3650.jpg


Of course I'm sure on my birthday, Bob will get me back with the same kind of teasing he's come to expect from me, no doubt. :ha:



Anyway Bob...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/happybirthday.gif



Let us know how your day goes...



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: )

CValentine
09-26-2010, 12:11 PM
HAPPY BIRTHDAY on Monday BOB!!!

Not a year older, just another day better! ;) http://i363.photobucket.com/albums/oo80/terminatorfan101/IMG_1519-2.jpg

Have the best day EVER!!! ~Cheryl

Jack Daw
09-26-2010, 12:26 PM
My Birthday, Jack?




It's in late Winter, two days after Valentine's Day, and I'll be turning 29...




again! http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo1.gif




NOOOO. I meant it doesn't say anything about Bob today, and so I asked: "Holly?" You started the thread. :)

The Hollyberry Lady
09-26-2010, 12:49 PM
Oh...lol! It will show tonight after midnight, Jack. His birthday isn't technically until tomorrow...



I just always think birthday threads get started too late and no one gets a chance to wish the person a http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/happy_day.gif



: )

Dalmatiansoap
09-26-2010, 04:57 PM
Well, thanks heavens for my time zone:ha:
YouTube - Fantomi - Sretan Ti Ro?endan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82BPHicxQQ)
:birthdaynana:
Best wishes Bob!
:nanadrink:

stumpy4700
09-26-2010, 06:27 PM
Well no fancy pictures, but just a big "Happy Birthday".....

momoese
09-26-2010, 06:29 PM
Hi Bob.

Here is a little story about a Gros Michel pup that I gave up on because the center rotted.

After potting and tending to the pup for several weeks I decided to cut a little off the top to help a new cigar leaf emerge. But after cutting it I found the center was black, so I cut and cut until it was about 10 inches from the soil line. At that point I gave up and set the pup in an out of the way spot to die and finish rotting. For some reason yesterday I decided to check it, kind of how you check the fridge for a beer when you know there are none there. I gave it a tug thinking it would pull straight out of the soil as a lifeless rotting mass of goo, but strangely it was stuck firm in the potting soil. So I grabbed a single edge blade and started chopping at it again. I found more rot in the middle, until I got to about 2 inches above the soil line. It was there I saw some green surrounded by brown!

As of this evening it has pushed out about a half inch of new growth.

Happy Birthday. :)

The end.

momoese
09-26-2010, 07:01 PM
Won't be long! :bananas_b

YouTube - Tasting the rare Gros Michel Banana (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfX8taUsoEA)

saltydad
09-26-2010, 11:32 PM
Bob- May you have multiple hands for every year of a very long and happy life. All the best to a best bud.

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CoryS
09-27-2010, 01:25 AM
Happy Birthday Bob! :D I hope you have/had/having a really bomb time!
:birthdaynana:

Caloosamusa
09-27-2010, 05:31 AM
I Hope your day is Happy! Good weather and good growing Bob! :jalapenonaner:

PennyG
09-27-2010, 06:51 AM
:birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana: Happy Birthday!!

Bob
09-27-2010, 09:18 AM
Thank you so much everyone!!!!:woohoonaner:
No big plans today, I did sleep in on a Monday so that was nice. Probably out for sushi tonight:woohoonaner:

Sherry, it figures you'd be the one to post this... and a day early even!!!!
( and you got your "Depends" comment in as usual! ... for those of you who don't know these are adult diapers sold in the USA)

The Hollyberry Lady
09-27-2010, 08:30 PM
Oh please, spare us all, Birthday Boy!



The reason why Bob knows exactly what "DEPENDS" are, and that they are adult diapers, is because here he was unashamedly posing in a pair of them recently...





http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/manindiaper.jpg





Now Bob, don't try to lie and tell us it's not you! You can clearly see by the hair, that it is! :ha:







Of course what would a birthday be without some teasing & humor?...




No fun! :eek:





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Alright, I know I've said it a thousand times but...




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Hope it was a good one for ya...



: )

Patty in Wisc
09-28-2010, 01:13 PM
Happy belated Birthday Bob!
I thought you were 58? oops
I'll toast a martini to you later...the one I couldn't have at your house LOL.

Bob
09-28-2010, 04:05 PM
Thanks for joining in Patty.... 58!.... my pal:ha:

Sherry I thought you promised not to show this picture of me taken for a job interview!!!:08:

What is that load in the depends?...... nevermind , don't even reply:ha:

Patty in Wisc
09-28-2010, 04:15 PM
:ha:
YouTube - Fantomi - Sretan Ti Ro?endan (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d82BPHicxQQ)
:birthdaynana:
Best wishes Bob!
:nanadrink:
I think I saw a little Elvis, Ricky Nelson, Buddy Holly & maybe Bob Dylan in there LOL.

Bob
09-28-2010, 04:21 PM
Guess you must have had that martini already Patty!:ha:

Elvis?.... Think I'll have that one we didn't have very soon!:woohoonaner:

island cassie
09-28-2010, 04:28 PM
Happy birthday old friend!!! I can say that as you are not as old as me! Hope you had a great one!

MediaHound
09-28-2010, 06:01 PM
Happy Birthday Bob!

justjoan
09-29-2010, 07:40 AM
Hope your day was a special one!!! Happy belated Birthday:03:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-29-2010, 09:26 AM
Job interview, Bob?! :eek:



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/manindiaper.jpg



Oh you mean when you were applying to work in that baby clothing store, and you offered to model some of their merchandise for them? ;)



I thought that was the shot you also used to prove that men can wax their legs too! :ha:




So anyway...




How does it feel being 50 for nearly three whole days now?





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CookieCows
09-29-2010, 11:47 AM
Happy Belated Birthday!!!!! :birthdaynana: Hope it was a great one!!!

Deb

Bob
09-29-2010, 04:12 PM
Thanks again all had a great b-day..

This picture that keeps rearing it's ugly head is not in fact me wearing a
" loaded" diaper... just so you know:ha: Very funny HBL... you and your old man wearinf Depends comments... wait till your birthday!:woohoonaner:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-29-2010, 11:51 PM
Oh come now...


what could you possibly say about someone turing 29...again?! :ha:





You're just jealous because you're (((((50)))))...


and I'm not!!! http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo1.gif



Now you're even trying to lie and deny that the shot is of you! http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo2.gif
Sure it isn't you Bob...I believe you where millions wouldn't!




By the way...



Did you remember to stop at the drugstore today and pick up what you needed?...



YouTube - 1987 - Depend Undergarments - Discreet & Effecitve Protection (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iry6Wp1dv0s)




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ShearMe
09-30-2010, 12:11 PM
I did not see this until just now, but HAPPY BIRTHDAY my friend.
:08::goteam::0519::0517::birthdaynana:

Jananas Bananas
09-30-2010, 01:16 PM
:birthdaynana:Happy Belated Birthday Bob! Sorry I missed it!:birthdaynana:

~JaNan

kaczercat
09-30-2010, 02:27 PM
Happy belated birthday Bob by 3 days , Hope you had a great day :) :D

Bob
09-30-2010, 04:03 PM
Thanks again all..... not you Hollyberry!:ha:

The Hollyberry Lady
09-30-2010, 08:14 PM
Now Bob...


Don't be cranky because the drugstore was out of your favorite kind of DEPENDS...'Ultra Super Absorbancy - specially designed for guys who just turned 50' :o


I'm sure there'll be more in stock next week...


This diagram will help you get used to the fact that now that you're 50 you can't go anywhere without...extra protection you can DEPEND on. http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo1.gif


You could always switch to Pampers in the meantime...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/Diaper.jpg


Here's a joke to cheer you...


This old guy was talking to his neighbor telling him about the new hearing aid he just got. "It cost a fortune, but it was worth it. It works perfectly and I can hear everything"!!!
"Really," said the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
"Ten thirty."


:ha::ha::ha:


Have you got any tips or tricks, for those of us who aren't quite as...aged...as you are yet? What can I expect when I reach the ripe old age of HALF A CENTURY anyway? :confused:


I mean really Bob...


If you’re going to get old, you might as well laugh along the way. Turning 50 is certainly a time for laughs and taking life less seriously. You start to let go of the past and what you thought your life should be up until this point and realize that life is full of beautiful and funny things—you just have to be on the look out...

Good thing this is all typed eh? Bet you're hard of hearing now too! I said, I BET YOU ARE HARD OF HEARING NOW TOO!!!


A joke to finish off your birthday...


Two very old guys (that just turned 50!!!) were sitting under a tree, watching the sun go down. One says, "You know, I'm 50 years old and my body is full of aches and pains. You're about my age. How do you feel?"
The other guy says, "Oh, I feel like a newborn baby."
"Really," says the first guy.
"Yup," says the second one. "No teeth, no hair and I think I just wet my pants"!!!




Your antagonistically http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo1.gif charming friend always,



HBL

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/s1457236633_34570_5840.jpg

Bob
10-03-2010, 03:49 PM
HBL , there must be a more elderly and infirmed gardener here you can pick on!....Plpllplth!:mad:
Thanks for the thread Sherry.:ha:

The Hollyberry Lady
10-03-2010, 06:17 PM
You're welcome, but a great big fat...


Plplplplplplplthth...


to you too!



: )

soundofthemusic1
10-04-2010, 11:28 PM
Many happy returns of the day to you, Bob. I hope you enjoyed your sushi dinner on your birthday.:o

saltydad
10-05-2010, 02:18 AM
HBL , there must be a more elderly and infirmed gardener here you can pick on!....Plpllplth!:mad:
Thanks for the thread Sherry.:ha:

Would you guys quit talking about me, please???? :bananabeard::bananabeard:

The Hollyberry Lady
10-05-2010, 01:44 PM
Nope...



The truth is Howard, you're only as old as you feel & I believe age is just a number.



Although...



(((((50))))) is a pretty big number! :ha:





Just think of all the exciting & happening places you'll get to hang out in soon Bob...



http://i225.photobucket.com/albums/dd109/brockolita/BrockEsther%20in%20Panama%20Dec06/5287.jpg



Try to imagine all the great new sports you'll be involved in too...



http://i659.photobucket.com/albums/uu313/SLCwarped/grandpa.jpg




You don't really feel 50, now do you Robert? :eek:





Worried that this will be you in a few years?...




http://i687.photobucket.com/albums/vv236/Ran87dle/Old%20people/Elderly-scooter.gif




I'm teasing of course, and really don't think you look a day older than this guy...



http://i324.photobucket.com/albums/k348/dungmarkus3/1oldmanbw.jpg



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/emo1.gif





Staying young at heart is what counts most!



: )

Bob
10-05-2010, 02:39 PM
As a matter of fact my dogs will be pulling me on my little bike and not me with them in a basket!!!:ha:
Thanks Rae

Howard we geritol crowd need to stick together.

The Hollyberry Lady
10-05-2010, 04:07 PM
ATTENTION:

http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/funny1.jpg



Namely, BOB!!! :ha:



Do you mean this stuff?



http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/funny3.jpg



: )

Bob
10-05-2010, 04:10 PM
Can we drop this? I'll be 60 before this thread ends!:ha:

The Hollyberry Lady
10-05-2010, 04:25 PM
Alright Grumpy...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/2nd%20album/funny4.jpg




I'm done!


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Bananaman88
10-09-2010, 10:42 AM
Happy Belated B-Day, buddy! I missed this one somehow.

harveyc
10-09-2010, 11:49 AM
Happy belated birthday, Bob. I bet I feel older than you do! I've got lots of aching joints still! :ha:

Hang in their, buddy!

The Hollyberry Lady
09-27-2011, 12:22 AM
A certain OLD man is having a birthday today! :ha:


I apologize Bob, but this is the best shot I had of you...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/3rd%20album/GoodOldBob.jpg


What are you turning this year...eighty-one? :ha:


Hope it's a good one for ya...


http://i375.photobucket.com/albums/oo193/hollyberrylady08/3rd%20album/b-dayBob-1.jpg


: )

orinoko
09-27-2011, 02:05 AM
A very happy birthday Bob,

I hope its a gudun.

You have enough animation greetings for the next 10 years lol

Dalmatiansoap
09-27-2011, 09:09 AM
Have a great one Orang Puteh!
Enjoy
:nanadrink:

Willow87
09-27-2011, 09:20 AM
Happy Birthday Bob. I hope you have a wonderful one

cherokee_greg
09-27-2011, 09:26 AM
:birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana:

Happy Birthday Bob !!!!!!!!!!

Kostas
09-27-2011, 10:40 AM
Happy birthday from me too Bob!!! :)

momoese
09-27-2011, 12:33 PM
The never ending birthday thread, lol

Happy Birthday!

BigBananaBoy
09-27-2011, 02:13 PM
Afternoon Shift Checking in!

:birthdaynana: Happy Birthday Bob:nanadrink:


Big Tony

jreidsma
09-27-2011, 02:55 PM
:goteam: Happy birthday :)

Jananas Bananas
09-27-2011, 03:56 PM
:goteam::goteam::birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana: Happy Birthday to YOU!!!! Rolls around this time every year, eh BOB??? :ha::birthdaynana::birthdaynana::birthdaynana::goteam::goteam:

~JaNan

Bob
09-27-2011, 04:01 PM
Thanks all!!! Yup its the neverending thread alright! One of the more flattering picutres of me I've seen!!!:ha:

Going out for some Italian tonight and taking a wine making class.... my new hobby.:woohoonaner:

stumpy4700
09-27-2011, 04:01 PM
Happy anniversary of your 50th birthday...........

Dalmatiansoap
09-27-2011, 04:06 PM
Dont forget, U can make the wine from the grapes too!
:nanadrink:

Bob
09-27-2011, 04:15 PM
Thanks Ante and Stump. So far I've made some grape and rhubarb wine but am taking the class anyway for fun.

Blake09
09-27-2011, 07:29 PM
:birthdaynana:Happy Birthday Bob!!! :birthdaynana:

:goteam: As another year rolls around be sure to enjoy life by the day not by the year!:goteam:


:nanadrink:








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saltydad
09-27-2011, 10:39 PM
I hope you enjoyed the pasta tonight. A little grappa and some manicotti is good for the soul. Have a healthy and wonderful year, youngster. We'll have to pop some brews together before we get much older!

harveyc
09-27-2011, 10:45 PM
Happy birthday, Bob, time to start a new life!

momoese
09-27-2011, 11:02 PM
Happy birthday, Bob, time to start a new life!

A new life, how about continuing a great one! :bananas_b

Bob
10-01-2011, 12:52 PM
Thanks Howard , Harvey and Mitchel. Harvey was refering to something I mentioned to him about leaving my present job that I hate and becoming an organic vegetable farmer....hence the new life statement. I'm working on something big in that regard right now , though nothing immenent and will keep you all posted when it happens.

B

The Hollyberry Lady
10-01-2011, 01:25 PM
I think starting a new life is a great idea, Farmer Bob. ;) Change is always refreshing.


Sure wish you luck with your new career and getting away from a job that sucks. You'll make a terrific organic veggie farmer, no doubt. :D


Remember to save a few bottles of that wine for your bf. :nanadrink:


Oh and I'll be wanting some of that fresh produce you'll be growing, shipped to Ontario, via Express Post. :ha:


Good Luck, Bob-a-roo!!! :waving:


: )