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coast crab
11-09-2009, 02:14 PM
I'm sitting here in the rain waiting for Ida to come in, completely unprepared so I thought I'd start this thread.

Here's my favorite 'blonde' joke...

New Blonde Deodorant

I got this new deodorant today. The instructions said remove cap and push
up bottom. I can barely walk, but whenever I fart, the room smells awesome!


Yea, like you didn't laugh.

Russell

Abnshrek
11-09-2009, 02:48 PM
Go figure... lmao

sbl
11-09-2009, 05:29 PM
I can't remember any blonde jokes, but I do remember one "Blond's Revenge" joke.

What is the difference between a brunette and the trash?

Answer--the trash gets taken out at least twice a week.

hammer
11-09-2009, 07:41 PM
I got one a blonde is like a door the more you slam it the looser it gets.:woohoonaner:

fishoifc
11-09-2009, 09:30 PM
what do you call a smart blonde?


.............. a golden retriever .........

Patty in Wisc
11-10-2009, 03:19 AM
Why are dumb blonde jokes so short?
So brunettes can catch on to them.