Re: Dumb Jokes
Dinner Time
There is a bird sitting in the tree, chirping sweet and carefree.
There is a cat sitting on the fence, waiting for the bird to drop its defense.
On the ground sits a dog, barking loud and ready for the quick jog.
At the door a man calls out.
The bird takes to flight, the cat begins to pounce, and the dog starts to chase.
The man at the door moves without haste.
(Moral: Never call your pets in for dinner at the same time).
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