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Old 08-26-2009, 01:29 AM   #294 (permalink)
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Maria a beautiful Latina fell in love with Jose. She planned to marry
very soon. She was so happy about her wedding plans, she decided to
tell her papa. Papa told her, "Maria, you'll have to find another.
Your Madre does not know this, but Jose is your half-brother".


So Maria forgot about her Jose, and soon planned to marry Antonio.
After telling Papa again, he said, "Maria, there's trouble
still. You cannot marry Antonio. Please don't tell your
mother, but Antonio and Jose are your half-brothers."

Maria had no choice but to go to her mama. Mama
already knew and said "Maria, do what makes you happy. Marry Antonio or marry Jose, because you are not related to Papa."
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