saltydad

[FONT='Times New Roman',serif]ItalianPregnancy[/font]
[FONT='Times New Roman',serif]An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed herperiod for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancykit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.[/font]
[FONT='Times New Roman',serif]Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, 'Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!'[/font]

[FONT='Times New Roman',serif]The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with grey hair andimpeccably dressed in anArmani suit steps out of a Ferrari and enters the house.[/font]
[FONT='Times New Roman',serif][FONT='Times New Roman',fantasy]He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them: 'Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem.[/font][/font]

[FONT='Times New Roman',serif][FONT='Times New Roman',fantasy]I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll takecharge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life..[/font][/font]

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Additionally.......[/font]
[FONT='Times New Roman',serif]If a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach-front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. [/font]
[FONT='Times New Roman',serif][FONT='Times New Roman',-webkit-fantasy]If a boy is born,my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000bank account.[/font][/font]
[FONT='Times New Roman',serif][FONT='Times New Roman',-webkit-fantasy]If twins,they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each.[/font][/font]
[FONT='Times New Roman',serif][FONT='Times New Roman',-webkit-fantasy][FONT='Times New Roman',fantasy]However.......[/font][/font][/font]
[FONT='Times New Roman',serif][FONT='Times New Roman',-webkit-fantasy][FONT='Times New Roman',fantasy]If there is a miscarriage,what do you suggest I do?'[/font][/font][/font]

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At this point, the father, who had remained silent holding a shot gun,places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him.[/font]

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'You gonnatry again.'[/font]

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