Re: Dumb Jokes
Crisco
A little old guy is walking around in a
supermarket calling out, 'Crisco, Crissssssscoooo!'
Soon an assistant manager approaches and says,
'Sir, the Crisco is on aisle 3..'
The old guy replies, 'Oh, I'm not
looking for the cooking stuff.
I'm calling my wife.
She's in here somewhere.'
The clerk is astonished.
'Your wife's name is Crisco?'
The old man said, no, no. I only call
her that when we're out in public.'
'I see,' said the clerk.
'What do you call her at home?'
'Lard ass.'
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