Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair
every year, and every year Buddy would say,
“Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.”
Edna always replied, “I know Buddy, but that
helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is
fifty bucks.”
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair,
and Buddy said, “Edna, I’m 85 years old. If I
don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get
another chance.
To this Edna replied, “Buddy that helicopter ride Is fifty bucks and fifty bucks is fifty bucks,”
The pilot overheard the couple and said,
“Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of
you for a ride. If you can stay quiet For the
entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge
you a penny! But if you say one word its fifty
dollars.”
Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy manoeuvres,
but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil
tricks over and over again, but still not a
word…
When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy
and said, “By golly, I did everything I could to
get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m
impressed!”
Buddy replied, “Well, to tell you the truth, I
almost said something when Edna fell out, but
you know, fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
I can't be the only person here who knows a few jokes! Come on people!
