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wolfyhound · 09-11-2014, 10:53 PM

Well, I took a day off work because I'm sick. I got a text from my boss.

It seems that I groomed a dog a MONTH ago and the owner brought the dog in to the vet YESTERDAY and said I cut it's leg.

Mind you, I managed to somehow time-shift and cut her dog a month after I groomed it.

The vet examines the dog and tells her it is NOT a cut at all, it's a lumpy cyst like thing that has broken open, probably cancer.

She decides this means I gave her dog cancer.

Really. If I had the power to give a creature cancer... it wouldn't be the dog.

09-11-2014, 10:53 PM	#18 (permalink)
wolfyhound Location: NE Florida Find me on the map! Zone: 9 Name: Wolfyhound Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 406 BananaBucks : 53,161 Feedback: 1 / 100% Said "Thanks" 393 Times Was Thanked 423 Times in 195 Posts Said "Welcome to Bananas" 67 Times	Re: Rant of the Day.. Well, I took a day off work because I'm sick. I got a text from my boss. It seems that I groomed a dog a MONTH ago and the owner brought the dog in to the vet YESTERDAY and said I cut it's leg. Mind you, I managed to somehow time-shift and cut her dog a month after I groomed it. The vet examines the dog and tells her it is NOT a cut at all, it's a lumpy cyst like thing that has broken open, probably cancer. She decides this means I gave her dog cancer. Really. If I had the power to give a creature cancer... it wouldn't be the dog.