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Old 04-10-2012, 09:36 AM   #598 (permalink)
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How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

A narcissist is someone who after taking the trash out, gives the impression he just cleaned the whole house.

What do a narcissist and a sperm have in common? Both have about a one in 3 million chance of becoming a human being.

My husband and I divorced for religious reasons. He thought he was God and I didn't.



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