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Re: All-Hallows-Eve!!! (Halloween)
Top 10 Signs You're at a Bad Halloween Party
1) Bobbing for Turnips
2) A carved watermelon in the window
3) Most abused substance: Candy Corn!
4) During game of Poker, when you lose a hand, you REALLY lose a hand!
5) No one enters the "Squeal Like A Pig" Room
6) Woman dressed as a witch actually turns the party's drunk into one of the Budweiser Frogs.
7) Everyone uses one of those Monster Eye Straws from Taco Bell to drink from the punch bowl
8) Instead of "Monster Mash", host decides to play the HANSON CD non-stop
9) Several scantily clad women standing by a bedroom door give new meaning to the phrase "Trick or Treat". They're all transvestites!
10) Roseanne shows up in her Pamela Anderson Baywatch costume
Ok yeah, I know those were bad!
Witty Halloween one liners...
What do you get when you cross a vampire and a snowman?
How do witches keep their hair in place while flying?
With scare spray...
Why don't skeletons ever go out on the town?
Because they don't have any body to go out with...
What do ghosts add to their morning cereal?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a vampire's favorite mode of transportation?
A blood vessel...
Ok yes, I know those were even worse!
What would Halloween be without some Autumn October trees? Here's some shots I took in London over this Thanksgiving weekend...
I just realized...
This is post # 13!!!!
Last edited by The Hollyberry Lady : 10-12-2010 at 07:25 AM.
Reason: damn spelling!!!