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Old 09-26-2010, 08:54 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Talking Happy Birthday, Bob!




Even though your Birthday isn't until tomorrow, (Monday, September 27th) I thought I'd start a thread early, to give members a chance to wish you a happy day...






and beyond...










I couldn't remember how old you were turning, or if you told me not to tell anyone, but don't worry, you know I'll be totally discreet...











To lesson the blow, I'll just say...




Happy 20th Anniversary of your 30th Birthday!




Would it sound better if I said you were 'half a century' old, or 'five decades'??







Here are some cheering quotes & jokes to ponder on your special day...



1) "You are not 50, just $49.95, plus tax"

2) "Looking 50 is great...if you're sixty"!!!

3) Q)What kind of underpants does a 50-year-old wear? A) Well, Depends, I guess!

4) Q) What is the most common remark made by 50 year-olds when they enter antique stores? A) "I remember these"

5) "You know you are over hill when you and your teeth don't sleep together"!!!

6) "Fifty isn't old if you're a tree. Unfortunately though, you're not a tree"!

7) "There are numerous advantages in being 50...just ask any 80-year-old"!

8) "Fifty isn't the end of the world, but you can see it from there"!

9) "You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely"

10) Q) Why should 50 & 50+ year-old-people use valet parking? A) Valets don't forget where they park your car!











"First you forget names,
then you forget faces,
then you forget to pull your zipper up,
then you forget to pull your zipper down"





Time to




Of course, it's all in good fun Bob...the truth is you look terrific for 50 and could easily pass for someone in their 30's!



Hope you have a fabulous day.











Your friend always,



: )



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