Lemme try ...
We are filled with ready & randy wit, coupled with wisdom both indefatigable & extemporaneous - steady at the fore, to rush forth to the aid & keeping of the much awaited & vaunted Speel Chucker!
Only a most rare & unique combination of pithy one-liners & longwinded fact-spewing verbosity has a chance of edumacating the Speel Chucker! Most conveniently - we are almost never at a loss for words, meek about making a public scene, nor without a compendium of references ... nicely arranged by topic in color-keyed binders. With heroic audacity we will confront the perilous, peripatetic & unvanquished ... the unknown semantic territory with down-home wit, uptown didactic pedantry & the well-worn Webster's combo dictionary nee thesaurus that we keep in low-slung, snug & secure, holsters at all times.
Hey ... it works.
And it didn't upchuck trying to digest the spew just thrown at it above.
But, it doooooon't like being called Speel Chucker!
Thanks, this is a great addition (now I only have to remember to use it - & to thank the friend whose diatribe I just plagiarized, contorted & mangled)!
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